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Sunday 17 June 2012

Desperate Housewives 8.23 "Finishing the Hat" Review


Mary Alice (Brenda Strong) takes us back to how it all began, at least for her and how Martha Huber (Christine Estabrook) realized she was keeping a secret.  Mary Alice wasn't a convincing liar for someone with a secret.  Martha was so insistent and she just couldn't handle her.  Mary Alice: "This is how it started; the woman who had lived on the street for years came outside and introduced herself to the woman who was moving in next door...and just like that, Martha Huber figured out I was hiding something...and my new neighbour made it her mission to find out what my secret was...and this was the beginning...of the end."  (Also for the show, ha.)

Flashes back to 8 years of episodes and gunfire from Mary Alice et al.  "It was just after breakfast when Susan Delfino told her friends she'd soon be moving from Wisteria Lane.  They were shocked their old friend was already leaving...so shocked it took them a moment to notice another had returned."
Katherine (Dana Delaney) returned only to offer Lynette (Felicity Huffman) a job as CEO in New York.  Her pastry company is going great.  Bree (Marcia Cross) comments on how Katherine mistakenly thought her croissants were best on the Lane.  Renee's (Vanessa Williams) wedding dress was ugly, as she tells Ben (Charles Mesure) "beauty is suffering."  Ben now realizes why it's bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding.

Carlos (Ricardo Antonio Chavira) tells Gaby (Eva Longoria) the gardener quit as one of them was too hard to please.  Gaby just tells him to find a new one and gets promoted to new Head of VIP Sales.  Gaby worries she'll mess up.  Notice how the men's roles were all reversed at the end of the show.  The women were all working and in charge.  Susan (Teri Hatcher) pushed Julie (Andrea Bowan) on a date with her obstetrician, Dr Baily (Wes Brown).  Julie reminds her she found Mike (James Denton), which Susan replies made her lucky.

Karen (Kathryn Joosten) wants Bree to find the Johnny Mathis song, Wonderful for her the record and she needs a record player too.  Trip (Scott Bakula) calls Bree who isn't interested.  At least he didn't give up on her.  Bree liked him but can't trust him.  Karen wants Roy (Orson Bean) to get his number as it's "fun to screw with peoples' lives one last time."  Lynette tells Katherine she and Tom (Doug Savant) are back together and she can't take the job.  Katherine thinks Lynette won't be happy just sewing buttons and okay she was right but that's not exactly the way you recruit someone.

Gaby returns home late and Carlos ate her steak, he asks if she lost her phone?  She gives him an expensive watch and he likes it but then recalls that's what he used to do to her.  He used to buy her jewellery for being a lousy husband and Gaby also quotes him too.  Carlos should have paid more attention to her.  Gaby: "you're sexy when you're angry."
Carlos: "that's mine too."

Lynette bumps into Natalie (Nike Doukas) who makes Lynette realize she misses work.  That meeting looked like Katherine had planned it.  Carlos hires a new gardener, a woman, just like Gaby and John were floozing.  Renee's dress was horrible, as I've already said and that hat, what was with the hat?  The second one was much better and more her style.  Bree checks on Karen before she leaves for the wedding and Roy tells her Trip found the record for her and a record player.  Karen was happy.  He tries to convince Bree that Trip's a good guy and he didn't even drop by Bree's either.

So anyway what was Julie even doing in the limo?  Gaby and Renee go to the store to get a new dress for Renee after Julie's water breaks.  Suppose that scene was one last funny piece of action in the show when Susan steals the limo and Gaby and Renee run off without paying for the dress and shoes and run all the way to the wedding.  What no taxis?

Renee taking the dress from the woman was how she typically shopped in New York as she mentioned to Bree a few eps ago.  Gaby and Renee's escapade on the street, where else would you see such a scene and the passer-bys didn't even notice Renee having a shouting fit at Ben.  Oh and Gaby needing to pull her dress up every second!

Lynette wants the job and Tom claims she was negotiating her salary with Katherine.  He would go anywhere with her if he "believed it would finally make her happy."  But nothing will make her happy and complete.  Ben invites Trip to the reception and Bree just happened to be standing by the cake and the door.  She thanks him for helping Karen and he replies, "once helped out a client of mine."   He asks if she's got anything else to say to him - like giving him a second chance.  He wants her and Bree asks why?  He knew everything about her.  He won't beg for her and she thinks he manipulated her when he kissed her so he knows all her flaws.  He explains everything she did only makes her human and he doesn't want to "love an ideal."  Of course panning in on the cake signified a wedding for them too.

Carlos is sorry for the joke with the gardener and Gaby admits that was a shameful thing in her life, having the affair and it was for Carlos too since he neglected her.  There Carlos says what I said earlier on, "our roles are reversed now."  Gaby has grown up since then and they do the Tango.  Susan tells Julie she may have one torrid affair left in her but if she feels lonely, she'll have all her memories.  Lee (Kevin Rahm) and Bob (Tuc Watkins) toast the couple and Lynette makes a speech about herself, well it was about herself really, as everything always was. Bree has her make up done at this point after making out with Trip!

Lynette was already happy and toasts "to remembering" - the show no doubt!  Tom agrees to go to New York with her and Karen passes listening to her song.  Julie gives birth, which was a tribute to Karen, as one life ended another began.  That's the cycle of life.  Roy calls Bree, but no one else.

Mary Alice: "Susan Delfino moved from Wisteria Lane on Thursday..."  The women play poker for the last time and know Gaby's tell of tapping the side of her glass.  Bree says it is the last time they will play and Gaby used to have a fantasy of them staying here - of how she stays gorgeous and they all age.  Lynette adds she's dreamed about that.  Mary Alice: "It was a promise made in all sincerity but sadly it wasn't meant to be."

Susan drives around the block one last time.

Funny Bree had to go to Kentucky to get elected!  The new home owner, Jennifer (Lindsey Kraft) has a secret of course cos that's how Mary Alice started out too and she looks like she'll be boring.  But we don't get to see what's in the box she hides.  Appearances by Mike,  Rex, (Steven Culp) George, (Roger Bart) Karl, (Richard Burgi) Martha, Mary Alice, et al, as Susan drives away. Including: Lillian (Elle Geer), Alma (Valerie Mahaffey), Ellie (Justine Bateman), Juanita Solis (Lupe Ontiveros) and an uncredited one by Vance (Jonathan Cake).

Bree didn't have a relationship with her lawyer as Mary Alice says in the opening, since they only kissed and she didn't see him again after that.  Ben and Renee never got a mention at the end and neither did Lee, Bob or Roy.  They weren't members of the cast proper but could have had a line about them, it would have been fitting.  It's as if they weren't even part of the Lane and especially Renee, she wasn't an original but deserved a mention.  Oh and Paul appeared at the end too as a ghost, so take it he's dead now too. It was Paul. I had a feeling Susan was going to drive into Mike as she wanted to drive round the block. Oh and what happened to Orson too?

So ends an era. The title of this episode was a song title from the Stephen Sondheim musical Sunday in the Park with George.  Marc Cherry had the idea for the ghosts of Wisteria Lane since season 1.  Also Mary Alice killed herself on a Thursday and Susan leaves the Lane on a Thursday when she moves away.  Roselyn Sanchez auditioned for the part of Gaby.  Marc Cherry also wanted Nicholette Sheridan back as Edie but that wasn't possible cos of the court case which led to both fans and critics complaining of this.

Lynette also met Natalie at the store in the Pilot and there were more references to season 1, such as Lynette being married to Tom and still being married to him at the end.  Bree was a conservative in the first season and she goes back to being this again at the end.  In Ah But Underneath in season 1, Carlos lavished Gaby with gifts, which is what Gaby was doing for Carlos now.  Susan was single when she moved to the Lane and single when she left, albeit with her children and grandchild in tow.  Katherine returned as she first arrived in season 4's Now You Know, with the camera showing her heels.

It's a shame that after being through so much together, none of the women kept in touch in the future.  Though it's understandable, I know people like that who used to be my friends.
As for the wedding cake reference as I pointed out between Bree and Trip, Mary Alice called Bree and Orson the "perfect couple" in the episode It Takes Two.  Bree was married to Rex, then Orson and now Trip.  As for her career in politics, would these conservative women really have accepted her with background of indiscretions, okay it's nitpicking, but still.  No wonder she ended up in Kentucky.

In the Pilot, Lynette, Gaby, Bree and Susan were introduced in this order and that's how they were shown in the end too.
Mary Alice and Paul Young kept their secret hidden in the toy box (as shown in One Wonderful Day) and the newcomer, Jennifer keeps hers hidden in a small box. "No secret remains Buried..."  it's as if the Wisteria Lane curse will continue for whoever moves in, though it wasn't like this for every resident.
Mary Alice: "Even the most desperate life is oh so wonderful..."

The Vampire Diaries - 2.15: "The Dinner Party" Review


Damon throws a dinner party to try to lure Elijah into a trap and use the dagger on him. Jonathan lies to Damon about the dagger and Katherine is free of her compulsion.

Elena (Nina Dobrev) reads John Gilbert's (David Anders) journal and Jonathan (Joe Knezevich) in a flashback says he can prove there aren't any vampires with the use of a compass, but it begins to whir.   Can't run from a vampire and he is killed by Stefan (Paul Wesley) who else.   Tyler (Michael Trevino) ran away from home.   Damon (Ian Somerhalder) has a dagger to kill Elijah (Daniel Gillies) and tells Stefan he's got a murder to plan.   Damon: "Yes Stefan I've become you, how tragic for all of us."  Alaric (Matt Davis) turns up at Jenna's (Sarah Canning) tour of the property with Elijah.   She's on one of Elena's list of loved ones to protect.   Elijah comments he doesn't go after younger women.

Bonnie (Kat Graham) needs practice with her magic and tells Luka (Bryton McClure) everything is normal when he says she did something to him, but he doesn't believe her.   Elena has agreed to sacrifice herself for Klaus and Stefan disagrees.   Jonathan wrote things which Stefan hasn't told her.   He didn't know about Jonathan's journal and that he'd survive, Stefan calls himself a monster.   After becoming a vampire, he went to the darkest place.   Flash to Stefan's past blood fests and Damon gets rid of Stefan's female company.   Damon wants to stay alive and clever like Katherine.   He's had it with Stefan and is leaving town,  leaving Stefan to kill himself.   Elena: "Sounds like you were Damon."  Stefan was much worse.

Alaric leaves Jenna with Elijah.   Andie (Dawn Olivieri) wants to help with the dinner party.   Damon will host and Jenna agrees.  Damon feeds Katherine, "You're almost pretty again." John's back in town and told him how to kill an original.   Katherine asks him if he told him whether it was true or not.   She doesn't want Damon to kill Elijah or she'll be compelled to stay in the dungeon forever.   Can be killed with a dagger and white oak ash.   Damon doesn't want to help her out.   Katherine's confirmed it's possible to kill an original, which Damon will.

Stefan only knew how to "hunt, prey or kill."  Had an endless blood supply during the war.   He met Lexi (Arielle Kebbel) then and didn't know about the vampire massacre.   Lexi calls him a ripper.   There are good and bad parts to being a vampire and Stefan is bad.   Alaric is hiding things from Jenna and John's telling her things she doesn't want to hear.   Alaric doesn't want anything to hurt Jenna and he makes this clear to Damon, like he'd listen or care.   Elijah's stronger and faster than Damon so he needs the element of surprise.   John arrives to the party, he invited himself.

Bonnie tells Elena everything about her and Jeremy and she might not like hanging out together.   Elijah says he and Elena have a deal and if he crosses him will kill everyone.   Jenna lets it be known that Damon's family isn't a founder family of Mystic Falls.  Damon wonders why Elijah wants to know the location of the witch massacres.   Jonathan researched the originals and has a sketch of the dagger.   The oak was burned and the ash was saved and the dagger was forged by the ashes.  "It must be brandished by humans alone or it will bring death to all who wield it."  John wants Damon to use it.   (This was shown in 3.9 when Elena uses it to kill Mikael.)

John told Jenna Alaric wasn't being honest about his dead wife and wants his ring back.    Stefan calls Alaric.   Elijah didn't tell Damon why the site is important and Alaric interrupts, he forgets about dessert, writing Damon a note, 'Dagger will kill you if you use it.'  That's something John was being sneaky about.   Elena hates him so there's no need to keep him on Elena's list.   Alaric stabs Elijah.   Stefan wants to ensure Elena keeps her life and she's giving up, but she shouldn't  like Lexi didn't let him give up either.   Lexi tells Stefan to let the pain back in, "When you can hurt, you can love." Everything's intense as a vampire and he wants Elena to fight for survival (repeated again in season 3.)

Alaric is Damon's friend and he doesn't have any, so he doesn't want anymore lies from him.   Elena says it's forbidden for one vampire to kill another so both died.   Bonnie tries to channel Jeremy.   Klaus has Luca's sister and Jonas (Randy J Goodwin) wants to get her back.   Jonas tries to kill Bonnie and takes her powers.   At the cabin, Elijah can't come in  so he'll wait.   Elena wants to negotiate and threatens to kill herself but he'll heal her and she'll become a vampire like Katherine.   How will he heal her if he can't come in and get to her body.   She makes him promise not to harm anyone she loves.   Elijah doesn't so she stabs herself and when he finally agrees, she stabs him.

Damon tells her not to pull the dagger out of Elijah.   Jenna asks about Isobel.   Alaric isn't honest with her cos he doesn't answer when she asks.   John can put her right about Isobel if he wants and returns his ring. He'll need it more than Alaric after what he did to Damon.   Damon takes the moonstone from Elijah's pocket but why leave him lying around in the cellar?   Elena wants things done her way now.   Does Stefan recall Lexi and has a flash to her?: 'His hate will get to him'.   Katherine got out as she knew Damon would kill Elijah if she begged him not to and when originals die, the compulsion is released.   Originals can compel vampires and Katherine agrees to help Damon.

Elijah gets stabbed not once but twice, first by Elena and then Alaric all in the same episode.   He'll return since no one stays dead in this show - not for long and only if they're absolutely not coming back.    Sometimes this stabbing frenzy goes a bit over the top but it would be Alaric to stab Elijah with the dagger, cos he's human and John keeping this from Damon - that a vampire who kills a vampire also dies, John sees it as a way to get rid of Damon.   No can't do that.   Alaric mentioning he's the only friend Damon has and he'll say this again next season, so it was fitting to see him save Damon and write him a note.  The fact that he actually read it was another matter.

John turned up at the party not only to cause trouble for Damon, but for Alaric with Jenna.   Why didn't Damon just throw John out and why the need for him to cause friction between Alaric and Jenna?   It's up to Alaric to tell Jenna about Isobel (or not) as and when he wants.   Isobel being mentioned can only mean she'll turn up soon enough, as does anyone who is remembered.   Stefan's turn to convince Elena to fight, as Lexi did for him and again lots of this will be repeated next season.   Why did Alaric give the ring back to John? In this town it's needed, considering Damon didn't exact  any sort of revenge on him.

Also knew Katherine was playing Damon when she said he can't kill Elijah or she'll never be free of his compulsion.   She also didn't tell him about the dagger or didn't she know, cos Stefan didn't know either until Elena read it in the journal.   Only now she's free does she agree to help Damon.  Feels like Damon would rather be rid of her.   Yet another plan falls by the wayside, or so it seemed to, but Elijah was put down...for now.

Lexi was known as Alexia Branson when Stefan meets her.   Alaric: "You said there wasn't going to be any violence."
Damon: "Said the guy who did all the killing."  Damon telling Elijah about the lion, the witch and the wardrobe when he said he needed to find the burial ground, along with the doppelganger and the moonstone.

Supernatural - 1.8: "Bugs" Review


Sam and Dean investigate some strange creepy crawlie, goings-on, are mistaken for gay and Sam admits some home truths about him and Dad, much to Dean's displeasure.

Oak Plains, Oklahoma.   Workers at a site find a sink hole and one falls in to be attacked by bugs.   Sam (Jared Padalecki) reads in the paper about a local death being blamed on a medical mystery.   He thinks they could get occasional day jobs to pay their way.   Dean (Jensen Ackles) wins some money, nope hunting's their job.   Don't think anyone can imagine Dean on an actual job!  They're good at hunting.   The man died from Creutzfeld-Jacob disease, human mad cow disease (X-Files territory here, or should that be Scully (Gillian Anderson) territory since Sam is the one who mentions it and you know what Dean says, Sam's the red-headed girl and he's Mulder (David Duchovny).   Dean: "Isn't that on Oprah?"
Sam: "You watch Oprah?!"  Of course amongst a million other shows, ha.   Dean changing the subject asks why it's their case.

Sam posits geekily (!) brain degeneration takes years and this man's brain disintegrated in an hour or less.   Dean's unhappy it's always work and has no time to spend his 'hard earned' money.   (Yeah on booze and chicks.)  They drive to Oasis Plains estate, the site of the injury.   Sam finds whatever it was, worked on the inside of the brain and they need to go down the hole, but don't know what's there.   Dean flips a coin, he's not afraid.   Sam goes down instead and finds dead beetles but no other tracks, tunnels or signs of any other creatures.   Some beetles eat meat, but normally it's dead.   They need more information on the area.

Dean suggest they start at the show home, free BBQ, that signals all you can eat for free, for Dean.  As Sam says, "free food's got nothing to do with it."
Dean: "No, I'm a professional."  Dean knows growing up in such a place would have freaked him out, it's so normal.   Sam: "There's nothing wrong with normal."
Dean: "I'd pick our family over normal everyday." The developer says they accept all sorts of homeowners regardless of sexual orientation.   Dean insists they're brothers.   Lynda (Carrie Genzel) mistakens them for a gay couple too.  To which Dean replies to Sam: "...okay honey."

His son, Matt (Tyler Johnston) likes bugs, a spider comes towards her and Sam picks it up, yuk.   Sam comments Matt's on a first name basis with his father and it reminds Sam of him and Dad (Jeffrey Dean Morgan.)   Dean recalls Dad never treated them like that.   Sam: "Dad never treated you like that - you were perfect, his was all over my case." Cos Sam was out of line at times.   Sam recalls he wanted to play soccer but had to learn bow hunting.   Here comes the brother differences and how Sam believes Dean was the favourite whereas that was Sam, cos in all families the youngest is always the favourite.   Dean wasn't perfect as we'll see in some later episodes.   He just had to do what he thought was right and that was in hunting.

Dean realizes this wasn't the first strange death, there was one from an allergic reaction to bee stings a year ago, before the development was started.   Sam adds hauntings sometimes include manifestations of bugs.   Sam likens it to Willard who liked rats.   There are cases of psychic connections between people and animals, elementals, telepaths.  Dean likens it to Lassie and Timmy.   Dean wants to try the steam shower in the house.   Lynda is attacked in the shower by (CGI) spiders.   Sam hears the call on the police scanner.   Dean: "Shower's awesome."  With towel over his head; like a girl!  Then has to venture out in the rain!  Dean notices the spiders in the towel (fake plastic ones more like.)

They follow Matt into the woods where he collects bugs.   He knows somethings happening to the bugs and he tried to tell his father but he wouldn't listen, "he's too disappointed in his freak son."
Sam: "I hear you."
Dean: "You do."  Sam comforts him as he can go to college in two years and get away from him.   Dean: "What kind of advice is that - kid should stick with his family."  Sam notices the earth mound in which Dean puts his hand and pulls out a skull (and he just had a shower.)  Sam says it's an unmarked grave, so why the bugs and why now?

Dean gives Sam the third degree, why did he tell Matt to leave his family like that.   Sam: "I know what the kid's going through."
Dean: "How about telling him to respect his old man - how's that for advice."  Great let the fireworks begin.   These moments are classics for this show.    Sam knows this is about him, Dean thinks he didn't respect Dad, which he did, but he couldn't do anything that was good enough in his eyes.   Dean agrees Dad was disappointed in Sam.   Sam: "Was, is always has been...because I wanted to go to school and live life, which in our family made me the freak."

Dean: "You were like the blonde chick in The Munsters."  Again Dean tries to inject some humour in this conversation which has been on the cards for a long time..   Sam recalls Dad threw him out of the house and Dean also recalls that fight, "I seem to remember a few choice phrases coming out of your mouth."  Then Sam comes down to the bit about finding Dad, eventually but he probably won't want to see him.   Dean admits Dad wasn't disappointed in Sam, he was scared of what would happen to Sam if he wasn't around and rightly so.   Look at everything that will happen to Sam.   Dad used to see him at Stanford even when they were arguing to ensure he was safe.   So why didn't Dean do that too, keep in touch.   Seems like Dean's the one who had more of a grudge against Sam for living his life than Dad did.   But that's to come.

They have an appointment with a professor (Jim Byrnes)who tells them events 170 years ago on the Native American time scale, when there were no tribes and relocation was common.  They should talk to Joe (Jimmy Herman).   They admit they're not really students.   Dean: "Truth is..."  He shouldn't start a sentence with truth is and is rebuked by Joe.   Truth is they're liars.   He likes Sam, he's not  a liar.   Joe tells them what his grandfather told him: 200 years ago his ancestors lived here and the US cavalry came to relocate them, they resisted and on "the night the moon and the sun share the sky as equals, the cavalry raided and they resisted and on the sixth day everyone was dead in the village.   On the sixth night, the chief whispered to the heavens, no white man would ever tarnish his land again, nature will rise up and protect the valley."  Sam says it's the spring equinox and the houses have been built on cursed land.

Dean tells Sam you don't break a curse you get out of its way.   Matt finds bugs outside the house and Dean calls and says he should say there's a gas leak and leave.   (Travis doesn't recognize Dean's voice.)  Dean suggests not to tell him the truth cos he'll think he's crazy.   Matt told his father the truth.   Dean: "What happened to the plan?"  Dean hears a swarm approach, they cover over the doors and windows.   Sam says they need to outlast them as the curse will end at sunrise.  Dean sets fire to bug spray and they head for the attic.   They're attacked and just as the spray gun runs out, hey presto it's daylight.

The development is on hold, Matt throws his bug collection away.   Sam wants to find Dad, so does Dean and Sam wants to apologize for what he said.   He was doing the best he could.   Dean knows they'll find Dad, apologize and then Dad and Sam will fight again.   Yes that's true.   Not one of the episodes high up on my favourites list, but at least we get some arguing between Sam and Dean, which was stewing and building up.   That's the best bits in this show, well some of them anyway.   That they're brothers and of course siblings fight, families fight, but at the end of the day it's not over anything trivial.   Then they kiss and make up, ha.  The first time Sam and Dean being mistakenly alluded to as gay.

The bees through the fireplace reminded me of The Birds (1963) and I know I've said it before but it did.   Anyone who hasn't seen that Hitchcock classic should watch it and then see some similarities between the swarm attack.   Also what Jensen and Jared do for their art, they were actually faced with real bees, cos the fake ones were too small to film.   Yeah bet a lot of us would have liked to have applied ointment to their bite marks!!  Dean calling Sam the blonde chick, Marilyn in The Munsters, since in their family she was the freak, as she was human and the others were monsters.   Thus Sam was the normal one in the Winchester family and thus the freak.

Saturday 16 June 2012

Doctor Who - 6.13: "The Wedding of River Song" Review


The one we've been waiting for: see the Doctor die, can he be saved, what is the question that can never be answered, does River marry her Doctor, will Silence fall...

London 5:02pm  22nd April 2011:  Cars fly on the end of balloons, a stream train storms through the Gherkin.   Charles Dickens (Simon Callow) on the news, interviewed by BBC journalists Bill Turnbull and Sian Williams, telling them of the ghosts, past, present and future all at the same time.   Children are chased by pterodactyls.   Meredith Kieira, speaks of Emperor Churchill (Ian McNeice).   There's a Roman centurion on guard outside the Palace, but it's not Rory (Arthur Darvill).  Churchill is being attended by Mahlokeh (the Silurian doctor from 5.8 The Hungry Earth and 5.9 Cold Blood) and he asks why the time is always 5:02 and the date is also stuck.   He summons the Soothsayer held in the Tower.

Enter the Doctor (Matt Smith) all beard and chains.   (He also sported a beard in 6.1 The Impossible Astronaut, when Canton Delaware III (Mark Sheppard) had him tied to the chair.   Churchill reminds him of the rhyme, "tick tock goes the clock" is what they say, only these clocks don't tick, "all of history is happening at once."  What happened to the time?  Doctor: "A woman."  Yes that's right, blame a woman for all of the world's woes!

Earlier:   The Doctor asks what you would do if you were afraid, away from home and "saw the face of the devil himself" donning his Stetson.   He approaches a wounded Dalek to retrieve info from its datacore about the Silence.   So how come all of these various species all knew of the Silence and yet, they Doctor himself, doesn't know of the Silence.   Would've thought he'd have known about them since he's been around forever.   Cos you don't remember them that's why, but the Daleks with their memory core would.   But Amy had that photo of them on her phone from 6.1.

The Doctor meets with Gideon (Niall Greig Fulton) - former envoy of the Silence who has been dead for 6 months.   Then goes about reeking havoc on the Teselecta's systems with his Sonic (6.8 Let's Kill Hitler).   They're investigating the Silence and he asks about their weakest link.   The Doctor then plays live chess with Gantok (Mark Gattis) where all the pieces are electrified.   Gideon and Gantok all wear eye patches.   So naturally there had to be a reason behind it.     Gantok works for the Silence.   The Doctor will die soon and he'd rather know why he has to die.   Dorian Muldovar (Simon Fisher-Becker) is the only one who can help.   He was killed at Demon's Run (6.7 A Good Man Goes to War) by the Headless Monks.   He's kept in an obelisk, at least his head is.   The Doctor says he hates rats, a line from Indiana Jones.  Gantok exclaims no one wins him at chess, pulling his gun on the Doctor and falls into a pit of live skulls, as opposed to snakes (as in Indy Jones again.)  Also there was Indy Jones style music there.

The Doctor tells Churchill in another reality, they're friends.   Churchill demands to know who the woman is.   Doctor: "Hell in high heels."  (His torment cos she won't let him die.)  Dorian tells him the Silence is a religious order and he is a man with a "long and dangerous past" but the Doctor's future is even more terrifying.  "On the fields of Transelor at the fall of the Eleventh, when no living creature can speak falsely or fail to answer a question that must never be asked or answered.   The Doctor will never reach Transelor."  The oldest and first question hidden in plain sight.   The Doctor asks what the question is - he has to die.   The Doctor asks Churchill if a  man knew a secret that must never be told, what would he do?  Churchill would destroy him.   Doctor: "I never realized it was my silence, my death.   The Doctor will fall."

Dorian tells him Utah is a still point in time, it's easier to create a fixed point, the Doctor's death is a a fixed point.   In the TARDIS, the Doctor calls Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart and finds out he's dead.   Then looks at the envelopes, "it's time." He has to accept his fate.   He asks the Captain to deliver his messages for him and the Captain then asks, "Is there nothing we can do?" The Doctor tells Churchill he had to die, "but I didn't have to die alone."  So he planned a picnic with his friends, remember planned is the operative word here.

Some more clips/flashbacks to 6.1 at the Lake.   He invited River (Alex Kingston) and she came twice.  This scene wasn't filmed in Utah, when River and the Doctor speak with each other, as the background is CGI and they're in front of a green screen.   River in the spacesuit claims she can't stop it, he must run.   He did run and ended up here, it has to happen, "this always happens." She won't recall serving time for his murder.   Doctor: "You are forgiven, always and completely forgiven."  Now would someone who was dying at her hands actually forgive her, even if it is the Doctor.   River still claims time can be rewritten, she fires her weapons and drains them and he's still alive.   "Hello sweetie."  Fixed points can be rewritten.   The Doctor disagrees, everything is happening at once and can't be stopped.  "Time is dying."

The Doctor has a mark on his arm, he and Churchill have been defending themselves against the Silence in the Place, he has more than a few marks on his arm and there are hundreds of the Silence on the ceiling.   Cue, "Pond, Amelia Pond;" with eyepatch.   The Doctor wakes on a train to Cairo.   He tries to explain to Amy (Karen Gillan) that she knows him.    She has sketches of everything she's come across, Daleks, Amy as a pirate (6.3 The Curse of the Black Spot) and she gives him his suit.   Doctor: "Geronimo."  He said that in the season 5 finale too.   She tells him it's not an eyepatch.   They've noticed that time's gone wrong.   The Doctor's never had an office before, or and he wants an office/train office.   She has an idealistic sketch of Rory, cos it doesn't look like him.  Cos she doesn't remember Rory.   She recalls the Doctor's death twice, but in different ways, two versions of the same event.

He tells her time is disintegrating and reality will fall apart.   (Same as season 5.13 and he was the only one who could save it by not existing anymore and here he has to save it by dying.   We could call that two versions of almost similar events too.)  Rory enters, also with eyepatch and calls Amy, "Ma'am." He's Captain Williams.   The Doctor tells her she'll find her Rory, she always does but she doesn't look hard enough.   The Doctor is the epicentre of the explosion, he's the cause of it cos he's still alive.   The train enters the pyramid with Area 51 written on the side and an American flag.   They're not eyepatches, but eye drives and act as external storage devices.   The Silence are held inside the pyramid in tanks of water.   The Doctor wondered what they looked like.   But after what they went through, they still had no way of recalling their appearance.   They're in tanks as they draw electricity from anything and that's how they attack.

Rory doesn't like the way one looks at the Doctor, with menace in mind.   He suggests Rory should ask Amy out, she calls him "Mr Hotti-ness."  They should go out for texting and scones.   Rory says the Doctor hasn't done this dating thing before.   That was the TARDIS bell sounding again when they show the Silence after the Doctor and Rory leave.   Wonder if this was in response to what the Doctor saw in room 11 in 6.11, maybe to subtly or cunningly signal to us that's what he saw.

Doctor: "Hi honey I'm home."  River: "and what sort of time do you call this?"  Which they said to each other in 5.13, when he rescued her from the TARDIS.   Kovarian (Frances Barber) wonders why he didn't just die.   River and the Doctor flirt.   She used hallucinogenic lipstick on President Kennedy and Cleopatra to cause this pyramid to come about.   The Doctor tells River he doesn't have time for dinner.   River refused to "kill the man I love."  She knows what will happen when they touch.   The Doctor comes closer to her, "so you love me."  Ooh Doctor!  He grabs her arm.   They short out the differential if they touch - time will mend and there's no other way, she'll be killing him at Lake Silencio.

 River tells him of the theories about the woman who married him or murdered him.   The Doctor doesn't want to marry her.   Water leaks from above and Kovarian tells the Doctor the Silence weren't trapped, but waiting for him.  Which means when she took River from the university, (6.12) she knew all along River would find ways to save him and thus the Silence would be waiting for him, or rather it appears to be the Silence who are in control of Kovarian and not the other way round.

The Silence attack through the patches, which the Doctor tells them to remove.   Kovarian tells them the effect of the patches vary from person to person and can cause death or extreme agony.   Kovarian is also attacked through her patch, poetic justice really.  The Doctor wants this stopped now.   Amy is doing this for him.  He's angry, people are dying because of him and he won't thank her for that.   (He doesn't like people making choices for him, as we know from 5.2.)

Rory can't remove his eyepatch as it's been activated, he's holding down the fort.   Amy remembers Rory and comes back to shoot the Silence and save him.   Amy won't help Kovarian.   She took her baby and hurt her, she'll never see her baby.   Kovarian insists Amy will save her cos he would.   The Doctor is precious to Amy but he's not here.

River built a distress beacon, the universe is still turning outside their bubble and she sent a message everywhere.  "The Doctor is dying, please, please help."  He tells her she embarrassed him.   The solar flares were actually full of a million voices of help.  he touched their lives.   He may have decided the universe is better off without him, but the universe has not.   He insists he must die.   She can't let him die without knowing he is loved by so many and so much, including her.

He asks for a strip of cloth a foot long, then uses his bowtie (cos they're not only cool but come in handy.)  He wraps it around River's hand and asks for permission from Amy and Rory to marry river.   He whispers into River's ear and she must remember it, "tell no one what I said." He told her his name he says out loud and has a request from his wife, "you're the woman who married me." The world is dying and he can't bear it, she must help him and there's no other way.   They kiss and he promises to make it a good one.  Time begins to move and he dies, and his body is burnt at the Lake.   Doctor: "you are forgiven, always and completely forgiven."

Another verse of the rhyme; "Tick tock goes the clock
he gave all he could give her [his life and/or his love too]
Tick tock goes the clock
and prison waits for River."

River returns to see Amy from the Byzantium (5.5 The Time Of Angels, 5.6 Flesh and Stone) and she lets her know where Amy is now and she doesn't know who River is.   Amy says he's dead and she killed someone in cold blood.   Then River already knows that and tells her it was in an aborted timeline in a world that never was.   So the Doctor can't be dead, if you think about it and they aren't really married.   She calls Amy 'mother' and blabs to her about him being alive.   He didn't want her to tell anyone.   She asks if she wants to know the Doctor's last secret, but he didn't tell her his name, Rule number 1, he lies and so does River, she "has to lie all the time - Spoilers." But she eventually does know his name.   He's one step ahead of everyone, always has a plan, which is what I said last episode.   River's his wife and Amy's his mother-in-law.   Hey she does know his name since in season 4, this was mentioned, only she doesn't tell Amy, cos of 'Spoilers' and it's River's past.

The Doctor as a monk, puts Dorian back.   The Captain made a Teselecta version of the Doctor and he told River to look inside his eye when he whispered to her.  "A Doctor in a Doctor's suit," he tells Dorian.   He dressed for the occasion.   He got too big for his boots and had to "step back into the shadows."  River gets out on days and nights, "well that's between her and me, 'ey."  Dorian tells him everything is still waiting for him at Transelor and the first question, the one that can never be answered, is hidden in plain sight, the one he's been running from all his life, "Doctor Who, Doctor Who, Doctor Who?"

So there you have it, season 6 done and dusted.   Some good stuff in this episode and some, well some repetition and yet we still ended up with more questions than answers, some reveals, some spoilers, but we're not all that wiser.   As for a double of the Doctor's getting killed, always knew that was up Steven Moffat's sleeve.   He had everyone speculating on the Flesh Doctor, but here it was a Teselecta Doctor, but a double's a double so we were right!  That was apparent when the Captain asked him if there was anything they could do for him and as I wrote last episode, the Doctor's got a plan - he's always got a plan and River said it too here.   Remember he had a plan at the end of the season 5 finale too, too putting all those 'blue' thoughts into Amy's head so she'd remember him.

As for the question that should never be asked/answered, that was galling: Doctor Who? - should've spotted that right off.   Oh well, should've could've, would've.   Should've known from the episodes The Silence in the Library/Forest of the Dead, when the Tenth Doctor (David Tennant) said there was only one way River could have known his name and here we finally find out how that came about: that only when he marries can he reveal his name.  But here, Dr Eleven didn't tell River his name, cos he only whispered "look into my eye." So it leaves open the question of, which can be interpreted in any number of ways, of whether they really married.   Since River tells Amy she's his wife and River in that episode from season 4 knew his name.   So even if they didn't marry, strictly speaking in this episode, they must have somewhere along the way, along one or other of their timelines.   Then the Doctor says she wanted to marry him and at the end  he says how she spends her nights is between them.

As for the title, at least it wasn't merely suggestive this time (or is it) and gave us a wedding, though River would have expected something more bigger and flamboyant.   Now we know why the Doctor was so insistent in having River go through with killing him cos he had  a plan!  Also she had to live up to her destiny.   Irony: they had to keep it hush, hush and she end up in Stormcage for a crime she didn't commit.  At least she gets to escape.   So anyway, back to the marriage they couldn't have genuinely married yet; since she'd know his name, he didn't tell her yet and that's the question, staring us in the face: "Doctor Who."   Oh well at least I was kind of right about the question, in a way; no?

River in 6.7 said this is where he forgets her, after their first kiss (for him that is) but she'll go on remembering.   Now we wait to find out WHO the Dr Doctor is as another future plot line is set up as to what will happen at Transelor when the Eleventh Doctor falls.   Though this sets up future plots and ensures they never run out of stories.

In the prequel to 6.13 - the rhyme is sung: "tick tock goes the clock, tick tock goes the clock, tick tock goes the clock, Doctor brave and good, he turned away from violence, when he understood the falling of the Silence."  Hey that's even more confusing.  However when he found out (and he said it often enough) that he MUST die for time to continue - that was how life would continue and not be stuck in stasis, therefore he had to die in order for the Silence to be brought down.   But they're not all dead.   The line: "he turned away from violence" has a double meaning - he doesn't go around killing if it can be prevented.   remember he's a healer, a doctor whose Hippocratic oath is: first do no harm.

That didn't stop Amy from being violent.   First she shot the Silence with a machine gun and then she put the eye patch over Kovarian's eye, so she'd meet her end.   Amy always packed a punch and had the potential to do anything to survive, as we saw in 6.10 The Girl Who Waited, when she was left behind, but many couldn't think she'd resort to cold blooded murder, including Amy herself and not behind the Doctor's back.   Then remember Kovarian said that whatever happens to the person wearing the eyepatch varies, as it can cause death or pain.   Leaving open the possibility she isn't dead.   Rory didn't object to Amy putting the patch over her, then, Rory didn't do much this episode, aside from attempting to take the final stand against the Silence.

Simon Callow reprises his role as Charles Dickens from the episode The Unquiet Dead.   Malohkeh (Richard Hope) was treating Churchill, but he was killed in 5.9.   The Doctor finds out Brigadier Sir Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart has died, after the passing of actor Nicholas Courtney.   This gives him the incentive to soldier on and meet his death.

In 5.13 the species/enemies gather to ensure the Doctor is put into the Pandorica so reality doesn't end and they all mass together.   Here River builds the beacon so all of the Doctor's friend, people he's helped, gather to say goodbye and show him he's loved.   Yet in 6.7  River tells him the Battle of Demon's Run occurred cos of what the Doctor does and has done, that they are afraid of him.   He's no longer known as a healer but as a warrior and perhaps here this is what the Doctor was trying to achieve, that he can still continue to help, but without being boisterous and loud about it.

So for a little bit, he'll be 'incognito', in the shadows (but for how long).   Probably this was needed after 6.11 The God Complex where he's woken to the fact he's always the one to save everyone and he can't help but interfere, as he told baby Alfie in 6.12 Closing Time.   Get the feeling if the Doctor wanted Amy to know he was still alive, he'd have told her or shown up, yet River went and told when he asked her not to.

Oh and a damaged  Dalek had to make an appearance for the Doctor to take info from its memory core on the Silence.   The last time we'll be seeing a Dalek.   So the Doctor knows more about the Silence than we do, they're a religious order like the Headless Monks.   Maybe the Monks are headless, cos they are the silence.  This episode was a little deja vu to 5.13 The Big Bang, in that the Doctor goes back in time to get Rory the Roman centurion to rescue him, creating a paradox.   Here he does much the same thing, in that he's a prisoner in the Tower and he has to relay events to Churchill as a soothsayer, yet all of history is a mish mash of events colliding and occurring together.  History was also mentioned in 5.13, regarding the Pandorica.    What does occur when a fixed point in time is undone, now we know.   That was one question answered.   More continuity from 6.1/6.2 with the use of the marks on the Doctor's arms everytime he's seen  the Silence.

Also what did the Doctor see in room number 11 in 6.11, that too was not resolved.   As for him eating an apple in that episode when he hates them, take it that was a red herring then and he wasn't a double there.

Matt and his brilliant acting had us completely convinced about the Doctor's death, his destiny and having to meet it.   All those scenes where we empathized with him, felt sorry, sad, mixed emotions and him accepting death with open arms, with a plan up his sleeve, I should say, Fez, or bow tie instead; only for the Doctor to be given a new lease of life.   Well that was inevitable.   Which he happily embraces, as do we, though in our off screen reality he was never going to die and intends to live in the shadows.   Must be hard with the Blue Box .

Then River's timeline can be a tad confusing - especially if you haven't been following closely, all this time she knew the Doctor would survive; that's what she didn't tell Amy he would die in 6.1/6.2, not in so many words anyway, but that he'll be fine.   But she's the one who has the horrible event waiting for her, which we think is her being imprisoned for murder.   Actually it's when she died to save the Tenth Doctor in the Silence in the Library/Forest of the Dead, to save the man she loved, who didn't know who she was.   Then he saved her, putting her memories in a computer, so technically, a Doctor did die - back then - but not THE Doctor.   Semantics, ha.   Doctor Who Confidential did an excellent segment on the Life of River song.  Oh hey, River's memories in a computer, the Doctor inside the Teselecta, more deja vu?

 There were some aspects of this episode that stood out, firstly the oldest question of  'Doctor Who?' at the end, typical for two reasons, since the series first started in 1963 without any explanation as to who the Doctor was, it wasn't until the end of season 6 in 1969 that it was revealed he was a Time Lord; so this brings us back full circle as it was kind of suggested back in 1989 that the Doctor was half-human, half Gallifreyan and that the human side of him was, none other than Merlin the magician! This was  from the episode Battlefield in 1989.  

 Leading towards two nice possible connections.   Merlin season 4 returned just after Doctor Who finished, thus the question: who is Doctor Who...and here's Merlin on UK screens.   The episode Battlefield featured the final appearance of the Brigadier, mentioned here.   It was also speculated, but not confirmed, that the Doctor visited the Middle Ages and became Merlin when he first arrived on Earth.   Another Time Lord, the Meddling Monk disguised himself as a monk during that time when the Doctor was undergoing his first regeneration.

 The Silence in their tanks was reminiscent of the episode Earthshock, from 1982, with the Cybermen.   Everyone wearing eyepatches was reminiscent of Inferno and the pyramids from the episode  Pyramids of Mars. When the Doctor talks of everything g he could have done with the TARDIS being able to time travel - he thinks of seeing Rose Tyler (Billie Piper) when younger, so he could help her with her homework; attend Jack Harkness' (John Barrowman) stag parties in a night and mentions Elizabeth 1 again.  River pretended to be Cleopatra in 5.12.

 One of the Silent refers to Rory as "the man who dies and dies again."  We know how many times he's died.   Also 5.12 The Pandorica Opens was about the destruction caused when when River tries to re-write a fixed point in time - she tells the Doctor here that it can be done.   the tenth Doctor tried rewriting a fixed point in time in The Waters of Mars, but this backfired and failed.   Fixed points in time were also alluded to in the episodes The Fires of Pompeii and Cold Blood.  Mark Gatiis here was credited as Rhondo-Haxton. Also 'Death Is the Only Answer' was premiered on Doctor Who Confidential, a brief episode written by school children after a competition.   This was about Albert Einstein accidentally entering the TARDIS whilst working on his own time machine, sporting a Fez.   In one scene he turns into an Ood.

Doctor Who is one question that will never be answered - so there's no danger of the show ever ending...

There's so much that can be written about this episode, but it'll turn into a case of overkill if I keep doing that here and believe-you-me, I can write about this show all day, all night and beyond...

Lie To Me - 2.8: "Secret Santa" Review


Cal is sent to Afghanistan to determine if an American captive is telling the truth and to get him to admit the whereabouts of two missing marines. It's Christmas and Emily plans the office party,someone has to.

US soldiers ambush some enemy fighters in Afghanistan and one surrenders claiming to be American.   Emily (Hayley McFarland) buys a Christmas tree for the Christmas party Cal (Tim Roth) will throw his staff and Gillian (Kelli Williams) agrees.  Emily then introduces Cal to Rick (Carter Jenkins).   Cal and Gillian meet with Lennox (April Grace) who works for the President regarding the detainee.   Cal via satellite link asks the prisoner, Franco, (Michael Goorjian) some questions.   He claims to know the location of two missing marines.   He was an aid worker and his life was saved by the Taliban so he became one too.   Cal can't have Franco brought here - he's needed to ensure the rescue of the missing two but Cal must go to him, which appeared to be his worst nightmare.   Emily gets him to pick his Secret Santa and the expression on his face shows it's Eli (Brendan Hines) - well it has to be.   He tells her he'll be in Florida.

The commander of the US outpost in Afghanistan, John Parkstein (Jason Gedrick) is about to raid the position and Cal must question Franco before the raid.   Franco gives Cal the name of his aunt Wendy in Baltimore.   Cal immediately believes he's lying and suspects he worked for some covert government agency - maybe CIA.   Franco describes the location as the "safest" place where the Taliban can hide.   Gillian via the satlink knows he's lying since he used the word "safest" meaning there is more than one place.   The raid is aborted.

A man named Komisky (Mark Rolston) arrives from the Department of Defence.   Cal asks if Franco led them into an ambush and calls him a coward.   Gillian calls it a ploy to give Franco an opportunity to redeem himself.   Franco agrees to answer Cal's questions if he answers his questions in return then points out the location of the hideout on the map.   Ria (Monica Raymund) suspects Komisky who deliberately avoids being seen on the satlink and spills her drink on Gillian to get her alone.   They are convinced Komisky knows Franco.   Emily worries about Cal, she hasn't heard from him and Eli calls them back in, leaving her none the wiser.

Mohammad (Homie Doroodian) loses his temper at Franco for leading them into an ambush.   Ria moves the camera to show Komisky's face and Franco recognizes him.   Franco accuses Cal of getting high on war.  Cal was in Bosnia.   He tells them there's another way into the cave.   Lennox doesn't know who Franco is as there's no record of him anywhere.   Franco just wants his story told, which Cal has the power to do.   Emily sneaks into the video room and sees Cal under attack from mortar shells.   Franco's radio was used to find his location.   Wouldn't that have been anticipated and made alternative arrangements?   The marines are rescued but communication is lost.   Mohammad tells Cal he needs to leave in 18 minutes if he's not back.

Cal worked in Intelligence - MI6 in Bosnia and they made a soldier walk into sniper ally to determine the locations of the snipers.  Franco confesses his name is Glenn Welsh.   He got into trouble and was sent to the brig for manslaughter.   There he was stabbed in the back and was recruited to work here.   Gillian and Ria meet with aunt Wendy (Myra Turley) and Komisky lets her tell the truth.   She was "acting" for her country and wanted to help after 9/11.  

Gillian says everyone wanted to help and gets angry at Komisky for leaving him out there.   He replies his battery died in his tracker and when he didn't get back, they assumed he was dead.   Franco betrayed after he was abandoned to survive.   Cal uses pliers to pull a transmitter from his back, proving he was one of them.   They need to evacuate and Franco used his code word 'aunt Wendy' when he was caught.   Cal convinces John to let him stay and fight, providing him with a gun - to do what he came here to do.   Franco gives Cal his address in Iowa, also showing he wasn't a coward as Cal accused him.

In Iowa, Komisky doesn't want Cal to tell his parents the truth.   Cal calls Franco a hero and sometimes they have to take responsibility for their actions.   Komisky has a quick change of heart and wants to tell his parents himself.   Cal agrees as long as  it's the truth.   Emily was scared and doesn't want him doing anything like that again.   Cal gives Eli his secret Santa present - see it was Eli.   A paper snowflake from the outpost, which Eli places on the tree.

Some more insight into Cal's past this episode, but it wasn't that detailed, other than working for MI6 - he clearly isn't an advocate of war. It's a dirty business and wants the "past left in the past."  Thus his reluctance to tell Franco about himself.   But what he revealed wasn't heard by anyone else.   Ben was missing this episode and from this party.   Being a Christmas episode there had to be a happy ending - though not for Franco and his family.   Komisky felt compelled to talk to his parents pretty quickly - a way to allay his guilt perhaps.   Yet he maintained the lies for so many years and still didn't want to admit the truth.

Gillian: "You can't go to that place again."
Cal: "I've never been to Afghanistan in my life."  Gillian: "You know what I'm talking about Cal."
Which suggests Gillian knows something about his past  or his being in such a position before.   "Place" actually meaning his state of mind or emotions, rather than the country.   This episode aimed to show the ugliness of war and how those caught up in it react.   Also shown by the sniper story from Cal's past.

 Some flaws in the science here is revealed when Cal says he's only about 70% sure that Franco was telling the truth in the beginning, showing this isn't an exact science.   Cal reveals he betrayed himself not his country and helped a soldier to his death.   The irony being Franco can never return home after fighting against US troops.  Even when he says he shot above their heads at first but had to shoot back.   Cal once again found himself in "that place" where Gillian told him not to go - just as in his past, he now has to leave Franco to his fate: allowing him to do what he was sent here to do and redeem himself in those final moments.

Gillian and Cal once again show their closeness to each other as the hugs and kisses continue.

Merlin - 3.13: "The Coming of Arthur: Part Two" Review


Merlin, Arthur and the Knights battle to save Camelot and oust Morgana from the throne. Merlin hears from an old love, he never expected to see again, who provides him with the answer to defeat the immortal army.

Morgana (Katie McGrath) finds she has no support from the people of Camelot and the Knights themselves.   Her dilemma: how will she reign?  With terror of course, she reeks her wrath on the people.   This still doesn't convince the Knights to surrender and accept her as queen.   Gwen (Angel Coulby) suggests she be allowed to speak with Sir Leon (Rupert Young) and perhaps can make him listen.   Letting Morgana think Gwen will be an ally as she has felt the full force of Uther's (Anthony Head) might when he had her father killed.   Morgana agrees but only because she has something up her sleeve, knowing that Gwen will betray her.   She is aware her allegiance lies with Arthur.   It's actually Morgause (Emilia Fox) who has planned this - remember Morgana cannot think for herself, unless it's to seek vengeance.

Again the two watch the proceedings in the cell below.   At this point I have to berate Gwen for being so gullible, naive even.   How could she stupidly believe Morgana wouldn't have an ulterior motive for allowing her to see Leon;  who else but Leon would know of Arthur's (Bradley James) hideout.   As I've said before escapes from Camelot cells are far too frequent and easy and this was no different.   Even if Gwen thought she was being clever by sneaking into Morgana's chamber and making an impression of the key to the cell, before forging a copy of the key herself.  

Would Morgana really have left the key in the drawer.   This scene was only to illustrate that Gwen has forging skills of her own she can utilize (forging as in being handy with blacksmith's tools.)  Anyway why did they leave Uther behind in this plan of theirs and why not try and rescue him too at the same time; if escaping was so simple.   That's one part I didn't like, but still it was only so Arthur et al would effect a rescue of their own for him.  That's one thing no one thought of, but then again he was either guarded too well or not well enough.

Morgause casts a spell so that Gwen and Leon's trail can be followed.   Gwen has Leon disguise himself as a woman so he can leave freely, yes a woman with a beard would be hardly noticed!

Before Merlin (Colin Morgan) and Arthur fled Camelot, Merlin packed the water from the Lake of Avalon he was given by the Fisher King.   Locating the others who are hiding out in a secret cave.   Merlin encourages Arthur with hope that he must fight the invading army and free Uther; before tempting him with some rat, to eat.   Arthur admonishes himself for not knowing what Morgana was really like.  Arthur: "I've known her all my life - how could she do this to us?"

Merlin: "...you have a duty to your father, to your people."

Merlin clumsily allows the water to fall from his hands and it flows into Freya (Laura Donnelly) (Merlin's lost love and the Lady of the Lake.) She confides in Merlin and he is glad to see her.   He must retrieve Excalibur from the Lake, as only it can destroy the immortal army.   It has been forged in the dragon's breath.  Afterwards  he must then return it where no one will find it.   Freya telling Merlin where to find Excalibur when he was the one who left it there.

Freya: "In your hands it has the power to save Albion."  Something similar was said by the Fisher King.

Merlin sent out word to Lancelot (Santiago Cabrera) to come and help, wonder when he found the time to do that then.   He answers this call with Percival (Tom Hopper).  Cue lots of glances between Gwen and Lancelot, who only has eyes for Gwen and she is shocked to see him for the first time.

Ambushed at the cave, they flee, before arriving at a castle, where Arthur uncovers the Round Table.   A Table where everyone is regarded as equal and they all pledge their allegiance to fight, Merlin being the last one to do so.   Arthur: "...this Table belonged to the Ancient Kings of Camelot.   The Round Table afforded no man one more important than the other..."

Lancelot tells of how Arthur taught him the "values of being a Knight."
Elyan (Adetomiwa Edun) of how "...I was a commoner and a nobody, you were willing to lay down your life for me."  Well, no, he is Gwen's brother after all.
Gwaine, (Eoin Macken) putting things into his own perspective, "I think we have no chance, but I wouldn't miss it for the world!"
Merlin: "No, I don't really fancy it."
Arthur: "You don't have a choice Merlin."  Arthur bestows knighthoods upon them all, except Merlin, so much for equality, he's still seen as a servant.

Here in the castle, Arthur and Gwen display their feelings for each other in front of everyone when they kiss.   Arthur doesn't care who knows it.   Not many, if at all, words are exchanged between Lancelot and Gwen  and no mention is made of his feelings; that she's found another - the future king - no less and conversely, neither are Gwen's feelings for Lancelot considered either.   So much for her telling him she did harbour such thoughts about him in the past.   Okay it was the finale, but still so much was left in the air and they preferred to concentrate on action rather than emotion.

Merlin comments how Gwaine got his knighthood after all, but wasn't he of noble descent anyway, he just didn't want to acknowledge it.

Gaius (Richard Wilson) overhears Merlin and Lancelot's plan to find the Cup of Life so Merlin can destroy it.   Yet in their quest to win back Camelot, he and Lancelot were meant to head for the warning bell so it couldn't be sounded.   Lancelot also tells Merlin how Arthur has no clue about what Merlin does.   Lancelot: "You're the one Arthur should knight.   you're the bravest of them all and he doesn't even know it."
Merlin: "He can't...not yet."
Merlin: "You're a Knight - at last."
Lancelot: "For how long?"

When discussing their plan for the Cup, Merlin: "Aren't you forgetting something - I have magic."
Lancelot: "Doesn't make you immortal."  But there must be some spell which could bring him back.   Even if Gwaine's had to rescue him in the past.

Gaius plans to stay behind because they wouldn't need an old man, but he really sells himself short, as he has magical powers, so he must be able to help them out somehow.   Merlin insists he join them.   Infiltrating Camelot, the warning bell sounds, as Merlin and Lancelot didn't head there, alerting the soldiers to their presence.   Arthur: "...thought Merlin was going to take care of that."  They must forge ahead and fight, although they know it's futile against an army that won't die.

Arthur finds Uther and leads him from the cell, but the expression on Uther's face says it all.   He appears lost in a world of his own - no doubt, the consequences of Morgana's betrayal.   You wouldn't have expected him to have just given up so easily.   Where were his fighting words now, his determination to defend Camelot at all costs.

Merlin and Lancelot finally reach the room with the Cup and Lancelot is injured by a soldier.   Morgause enters to prevent Merlin from destroying the Cup and Gaius uses his magic to stop her in her tracks.   She falls to the ground.   So much for not needing an old man.  See he came in handy.   Merlin finally destroys the Cup with Excalibur.   Morgana finds Morgause in her state and cannot contain her anger, she screams (TV volume down for this) so shrill and so loud that the castle walls crumble.   Later the two have disappeared.

Merlin believes Arthur must take over Camelot and become King.   Arthur does acknowledge that Merlin can be wise.   Merlin places Excalibur in a rock - hence the 'Sword in the Stone', for safety, ensuring no one else can use it.

Merlin will return...

Many aspects of the Arthurian legend are rolled into one action-packed episode here and there's barely a chance to breathe: the Round Table, the Lady of the Lake, Excalibur, the Knights and finally the prospect  Arthur has to consider in the possibility of having to become king, thus the title of the episode.

Merlin's become his own man, as I said previously; the magical sorcerer, the wizard by Arthur's side and encourages Arthur to fight for Camelot, to save Uther and the people.   Uther's emotions - or lack of - towards Arthur clearly shows his feelings for Morgana are deep rooted.   The love of a father for his daughter is strong, he cannot bear to join his son in the fight for Camelot, as he did in the opening episodes of the season .   Once again highlighting the change in his character.   How he started off a strong leader and King, merciless, even when under a magic spell and recovering from this, he would do anything to defend Camelot and fight by Arthur's side.   Now he seemingly foresakes Arthur and his people to battle alone.

Arthur too has progressed, character-wise; from having to fight for Camelot in the series opener and again now.   This time he must be king.   But he is a far stronger person, more fairer and just.   He has stood up to the traditions of Camelot and defied Uther in knighting the men who have helped men and not all being of noble blood.   Something Uther would never contemplate, going against the code.  As well as expressing his love for Gwen, a servant, in public, making new rules of his own, something which a king would do in his own right.

Gwen dressing up Leon as a woman so he can escape unnoticed, uses her common sense, but at times she hasn't.   At least she got to do something here, instead of just being a romantic foil for Arthur.   Where did Gwaine, that's Sir Gwaine to all, stumble in from after the fighting was over.   Couldn't be the tavern, not enough time.

Also going against the legend of Camelot, it was Arthur who was meant to have used Excalibur, not Merlin, but that would have lessened the moment.   Merlin is the one with magic.   Merlin giving Arthur a rat to eat, he's seen him eat worse, was an allusion to rat stew being mentioned in season 1.   For Lancelot to side with Arthur, even after he sees Gwen kissing him for all and sundry to witness, shows his mettle and his loyalty.   Where once upon a time she wanted Lancelot; so kind of a betrayal there from her, when she falls for Arthur whilst Lancelot is out of the picture and she cannot have him!

We know why Uther never encouraged any romantic gestures between Arthur and Morgana, being his ward, would've thought it would have been something he would have opted for, but she was his daughter.   Why did Morgana and Morgause leave the room with the Cup guarded by soldiers and not by Morgause.

After seeing Freya in the water and not being able to touch her or speak with her for long, all Merlin sees of her at the Lake was her arm wielding Excalibur!

All in all a fitting end to a great season which has to be the best thus far, in my opinion.   Oh well only a year to go and counting for season 4!

CSI: NY - 1.19: "Crime and Misdemeanor" Review


Stella and Mac look into the killing of a woman at a hotel and Danny and Aiden look into the death of a human statue, which Mac wants him to leave to the police.

A dead woman is found in a laundry which washes sheets for hotels.   Stella (Melina Kanakaredes) bets on a "71,000 -1" chance of finding out where she came from.   Mac (Gary Sinise ) "I'll take those odds."  Given up before she's even started.   Hawkes (Hill Harper) finds it difficult to determine the weapon and thinks the killing was personal and pathological.   Mac doesn't see any signs of bruising.   Mac notices the unique arterial spray.   She was lying on the sheet and there's a void present, as if blood dripped off the side.

In story 2, Danny (Carmine Giovinazzo) looks into the death of a human statue, found by a Swedish tourist.   There's money in the jar.   Officer Lilly (Larry Gilliard Jr) didn't know him.   Hawkes finds he wasn't shot or stabbed and he smells.   COD turns out to be natural causes.  He was dead about 48 hours before being found.   His beard was trimmed and the shaving cuts were post mortum.   Aiden (Vanessa Ferlito) says it's not a felony so they've done their job.   Danny can't let it go since everything that was done to him afterwords wasn't natural.   Mac wants him to drop the case.   Danny believes suspicious circumstances were involved since he was redressed.   Mac calls it a misdemeanour.   Danny: "Last time I checked a misdemeanour was still a crime." Mac still insists, "Prioritizing is something I shouldn't have to do for you.   Stay on track."  Danny tells Aiden they're still on the case, "When I say we're good, we're good."

Chad (Chad Lindberg) examines the sheet in story 1 and finds the thread counts leads to Egyptian cotton sheets used in five hotels.   Hawkes finds caviar in her stomach contents: 'Almas' means diamond in Russian and the caviar was expensive.   Ann a waitress told him.   The Dunsmore puts up diplomats when the UN is in special session and Flack (Eddie Cahill) finds an order of caviar was made to the Trade Delegation:  Robert Costa (Dominic Fumusa), Tony (Andre Kristoff) is his secretary and Tom (Kevin Alejandro) is in transportation.   Frank (Steven Petrarca) is his chief aide, he suffers from partial hearing loss.   Well that was a clue right off.   The bed sheets are all clean, as you'd expect.  

Mac: "I love the smell of a cover up in the afternoon." Stella takes some hair from a brush and Mac turns over the mattress revealing a blood stain on the spring coil.   Ten years ago a college student, Susan Young was raped and murdered.   This DB has the same COD.  DNA analysis comes back to an unknown male and Robert.   They all took the stand for him.   Flack: "Crime may not pay, Robert Costa sure does."  The blood matches the female Jane Doe DB.   Robert claims he took her back to the hotel.

The prints of Danny's Vic match a John Hawkins.  He was arrested nine times by officer Lilly for disorderly conduct.

Chad finds everything in the same bin, the bleach, dress, possible murder weapon, the purse with a Wyoming driving licence and a champagne bottle.   Jane Doe is Jenny Lee (April Bowlby).   Mac pieces the broken bottle together.   Blood report shows she was roofied.  There are two patterns on the bottle so there were two bleeders.   Two DNA samples, one Vic.   Thomas beat his girlfriend and the sketch Jenny's roommate made looked like Tom.   He claims Jenny didn't mean anything to him and he cut himself that night.   Mac: "Not my tactics you need to worry about, it's my results."  The whole room was bleached, Tony had the roofies, which were prescribed by a doctor in Paris for sleep disorder.   Hawkes finds the cuts on her body were consistent with glass shards. Jenny had a fizzy naval: the saliva and champagne contained roofies.   She passed out in minutes.   Robert was amnesiac and had no idea what happened.   Blood is found on the rug from the Vic and epithelials with 1 allele in common: his grandmother.

The surveillance tape shows two days ago John was dead.   Measuring the length of his arms and legs, he finds the image was of two different people.  Aiden finds another hair on his clothes, silver paint and no skin tags.   Danny tells her he'll take the blame for this.   The paint was from an aerosol.   Danny finds the statues stand still all day and insoles were fitted to a specific foot size which has a serial number, coming up with Scott (Silas Weir Mitchell).   He says it wasn't  a joke.   He didn't thank him for the tip in the jar cos he was dead.   He took the opportunity to dress him up as he needed a day off, where he could be a real person and not starve.

They replicate unique blood patterns, one sheet when they were alone in bed and one where they were side by side.   One with Robert on top and one with Jenny on top.   She was knocked out first and placed on him.   Mac knows who killed her.   Stella examines the timeline when the champagne was spiked, coming up with he an imprint on the champagne cork and the roofies so the killer was someone else.   Mac notices traces of someone else being in the room.

Mac and Stella check the room again and a hearing aid is found at the side of the safe.   Frank hid in the closet and waited.   He put Jenny on top and killed her.   He heard the blood dripping and knocked his hearing aid out.   His motive was revenge.   He cut her arms and legs in the same way Robert cut Susan's.   He waited ten years for Robert to come face to face with what he did to the woman Frank loved.

Danny and Aiden share a moment where they would have had possibilities, but they're just friends, Danny: "You're lucky you and I work together, you know."  Aiden: "...You're cute but I'm way outta your league."  So much for the remark about working together, that didn't stop Lindsay pursuing him until he was cornered.   Mac has words for Danny when he was meant to give his case away and didn't follow orders.   Mac: "You've got to learn you're not a one man army, we're all connected.   What you do affects everyone here."  Danny turns around and looks at Mac.  

So much for being connected, he'll say the same thing to Aiden in season 2 (in the episodes she was around for) and also to others too.   Yet he never said that to Stella.   She can get away with doing whatever she pleases.   What was happening with Mac and Danny especially the way Danny turns around and looks at Mac? Mac and Danny's altercation of sorts, was just a taster of what's to come.   This was Danny's case. Did Mac just expect him to hand it over without solving it?   Doesn't say much about Mac's feelings for finding justice for the ordinary people.

Stella takes the credit for Hawkes telling her about the caviar as if she found this out by herself.   Mac's line was an allusion to Robert Duvall's line from Apocalypse Now: "I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

In CSI episode Big Middle, to test the blood spatter on the sheet, Gil (William Petersen) used Greg (Eric Szmanda) as a guinea pig to determine how much body weight was on the DB.   Also Gil and Sara (Jorga Fox) test spatter patterns on a sheet with blood, where the body left a void on the sheet.   In season 2 episode of CSI, Cool Change Nick (George Eads) and Gil find a broken champagne bottle at the hotel.

Friday 15 June 2012

Doctor Who - 6.12: "Closing Time" Review


The Doctor visits Craig for a final farewell before his demise and ends up saving the planet once more, this time from the dreaded Cybermen. River's past catches up with her.

A woman named Shona, (Seroca Davis) disappears from a department store, after the lights begin to flash in the store.   Sophie (Daisy Haggard) leaves Craig (James Cordon) alone with their baby for a weekend, he can cope on his own, which the Doctor (Matt Smith) will ensure by episode's end.   The Doctor is here to pay "a social call" but hates the decor.   He's meant to say he's also fine and then leaves.   The light flashes outside and the Doctor knows something is wrong.   He knows that Craig isn't alone and the Sonic detects sulphur emissions, finding their baby.   Craig is beside himself admitting he's unable to cope with the baby, Alfie.   The Doctor shushes the baby from crying, but can't teach that to Craig.   He's not good at being a father.   The Doctor reads a children's book and laughs.

The Doctor speaks 'baby' as he tells Craig that Alfie prefers to be called 'Stormageddon'.   The Doctor is only here to see him and he's on a "farewell tour."  (Which is what the Tenth Doctor also did, but the Eleventh Doctor only visits Craig.)  He leaves and tells himself to stop noticing the lights flashing.   Then tells himself and the TARDIS he's going, "I am through saving them."  Meaning humans and ends up working in the same department store where Shona disappeared, also where Craig turns up.   He's got a name badge, "The Doctor - here to help."  He has to live in the moment.   The robot dog Yappy, isn't as fun as he remembers.   A reference to K-9, and notices something flash past on the floor.

The Doctor tells Craig about the missing people.   The council is putting in new cables thus the flashing lights.   He fixes the 'Out of Order' lift for Craig and then finds the Cyberman.   The lift resembled a teleport even before it was said.   The Doctor repeats what Craig says about "someones been using a 'beam me up' Star Trek teleport."  Which could be disguised as anything.   The Doctor admits he loves Craig and gets close to him, in order for him to not see the Cyberman behind him.   He even wants to kiss him and pouts, but Craig sees the Cyberman and the Doctor says he only loves him as a friend.   You get a hint of the Cybermen music when he tells Craig what they are, the one that reminded me of being  from Carry On Screaming, when something sinister was about to happen.

They linked the teleport relay to the lift but he's fused the teleport.   He tells Craig to leave and he refuses.   People get killed when they're not with him (and even when they are.)  So he's safer with the Doctor.   Telling him, "you always win, you always survive." In order for us to believe he won't this time, but that's hooey anyway, cos we're getting a Christmas special and a season 7 with our beloved Eleventh Doc.   The Doctor replies, lump in throat, well kind of, "those were the days."  They ain't quite over just yet!

Val (Lynda Baron) thinks they're both together - as in  gay couple with baby.   The Doctor tells Craig babies are sweet, that's why he's with a human, cos humans talk to you.   So he takes a human with him everywhere.   He calls Craig his partner, she thinks companion sounds old fashioned.   She tells him about seeing a silver rat.   Craig gets into trouble investigating on his own - until the Doctor happens along.   Everyone likes the Doctor, who (ha) can't find the rat.   The Doctor uses his "shush" on Kelly (Holli Dempsey) which works on her too, thought it only worked on babies.   She tells him about Shona and the changing rooms.   Craig loves him and the Doctor has never secreted any "alien gas" to ensure people like him.   He calls Alfie 'Stormy', who thinks Craig should believe in himself.   The Cybermat, as the Doctor calls the rat, collects power.   It sucked electric energy, but why from a shop.   What's happening isn't the Doctor's fault; was he trying to convince himself of that.

The Doctor sees Amy (Karen Gillan) and Rory (Arthur Darvill) in the store, small world, as she signs an autograph for a little girl.  Sure he was tempted to talk to them, but he didn't go over and found it hard to stop himself from doing that.   Surprised they didn't notice him though, cos you always notice people around you in a store.   The Doctor turns to see Amy's poster on the wall, she's been advertizing perfume, called 'Petrichor.'  (See 6.4 The Doctor's wife).  "For the girl who's tired of waiting."  Doctor: "Ameila Pond."

Craig wants the Doctor to stop making noise with the Sonic but he tells him it's a Sonic, which means sound, so he can't make it quiet.   He then gives him a papoose for Alfie.   The Doctor catches the Cybermat, which snarls at them.   George (Chris Obi) is taken by the Cyberman and killed, whilst the Doctor is stunned and passes out.   He calls it being "chopped."  They've repaired the teleport already (handy for what's to come) and the Cyberman's parts were damaged, they were using spare parts.   The Doctor wasn't killed since he's not compatible.   Everything he comes across, makes less sense.     So how come they killed George and didn't want him assimilated.

Craig suggests they get back to base and the Doctor asks,  "when did we get a base?" Craig needs to go out for milk and we get a scene between the Doctor and Alfie, where we're meant to get all teary-eyed.   Alfie  has plenty to look forward to.   "Save the tears for later."  The Doctor is old.   "I am so old - so near the end."  The Cybermat comes alive.   He shows Alfie real stars in his room.   The Doctor dreamt of stars when he was little.  "I lived the dream, I owned the stage, gave it all."  The sinister beeping is heard behind him.   He runs and stuns the Cybermat, dropping the Sonic inside the kitchen.   Craig returns and wrestles with the Cybermat and the Doctor breaks through the glass to rescue him, why didn't he just do that for the Sonic.

The Cybermat was transmitting electricity to the Cybership, so the Doctor's going to reprogramme it and use it as a weapon.   It came after the Doctor and Craig nearly died cos of him.   He's a stupid, selfish man, he shouldn't have come.   Craig tells him he saved a planet.   He finally tells Craig he won't be here.  "My time is running out - Silence will fall when the question is asked - don't even know what the question is."  He thought he'd die still trying to find out..."Tomorrow is the day I ..." Craig is asleep, as we knew he would be.   He can't keep putting off the inevitable, which is what he has been doing.

Next day, Craig goes after the Doctor, he owes him.   Craig: "he needs someone, he always needs someone, only he can't admit it."  The bonded steel door is disguised as a wall.   The Cybermen climbed up from behind the mirror in the changing room.   Val thinks Craig and the Doctor need alone time so she looks after Alfie.   The Doctor confronts the Cybermen, it took him a while to work things out as he had other things on his mind.   Their ship came here centuries ago and was powered when the council relaid the cables.  The Doctor gives them a choice he always gives, deactivate themselves, or he'll do it for them.

Craig comes to save him, but is taken as the new leader.   The Doctor's brain and body molecular structure isn't compatible, but Craig is compatible and intelligent.   They will take his fear and he's strapped into the device.   The Doctor wants Craig to fight.   The Cybermen will "cleanse his brain of emotions."  The Doctor is going to die tomorrow, he tells Craig.   Alfie cries and this makes Craig fight.   The Doctor encourages him, it's his chance to prove he's a dad.   Doctor: "Daddy's coming home."  The Cybermen feel the emotional influx and are going to explode.   They escape through the teleport in the lift and they hug.   That was their alone time then.  Ha.

The Cybermen were destroyed by a human trait, to protect human genes.   Craig killed them with love, the Doctor finally agrees.   They tell Val they're not together and they're not married.   The Doctor leaves again.   He's fixed the house when Craig returns.    He went back in time and used his time for Craig and tells Craig, Stormy prefers to be called Alfie now and calls Craig dad.   The Doctor must leave now and no one can help him; taking that blue stationary from Sophie.   (The ones used in 6.1 The Impossible Astronaut for invites.)  He's going to America and must keep his appointment.   Craig gives him a Stetson, thus the Stetson in 6.1.

Outside children see the Doctor.   He tells them he was here to help them.   Their thoughts are heard, he seemed happy and sad, one liked his hat.   River song (Alex Kingston) reads eye witness accounts.   Cue Madame Kovarian (Frances Barber) and that rhyme: "tick tock goes the clock and what now shall we play, tick tock goes the clock, now Summer's gone away."  (Yes it has.)  One of the Silence also enters and she tells River she won't recall them.   They're her owners.   She was made a Doctor (!) today - the "day the Doctor dies. The Impossible Astronaut will arrive from deep and strike the Time Lord dead." The story begins here, Melanie Pond didn't escape, Kovarian made her who she is, "the woman who killed the Doctor."
"Tick tock goes the clock and all the years they fly.  
Tick tock and all too soon your love will surely die.  
Tick tock goes the clock he cradled and he rocked her,
Tick tock goes the clock 'til River kills the Doctor."   River is in the spacesuit, floating in the water.

How can it be time for the Doctor when Amy and Rory aren't there, as they were in 6.1/6.2.   At least we know where he got those blue envelopes from and the the Stetson, as he puts his plan into action.   of course he's got to have a plan, he's the Doctor, otherwise he wouldn't have sent out those invites.   Still think that question is about weddings, cos of the title to the final episode but then again...That question about "Silence will fall when the question is asked" sounds like it has a double meaning, as do most things, that they will be defeated.  

Also River is a Doctor now too, perhaps implying she's the Doctor who meets her end, which is probably stretching the realms of Doctor Who on my part.    Then again which Doctor was actually made a Doctor, the one in her own world, or the one from Stormcage.   Since Kovarian says she won't recall them, this means River has been made to forget, but which part of her past.   She was at the lake when the spacesuit emerged from the water.   Think it's better not to ponder, let's wait and see and hopefully everything will be resolved, well it had better be!

That absurd rhyme now makes sense, as well as being audible, guess it was time for us to hear it coherently.  When did the Doctor actually cradle Melody, according to the rhyme; he only held her in 6.7 and Amy had her most of the time.  Oh and what sort of a name is Kovarian anyway.

All the scenes of the Doctor's impending doom feature some of Matt's best acting once again.   Bringing death up a few times which was also moving.   Even though he blames himself for the trouble he's brought on, as Craig rightly tells him, he's saved the planet and humanity countlessly now.   The parts about his childhood are especially endearing as he tells Alfie that he loved the stars.   But beneath the joviality of this episode there's the poignancy of it all.   David Tennant did something similar in his time of leaving the show.   Although the Tenth Doctor was only going to be regenerated - he still protested on numerous occasions that he didn't want to leave.   (At times I said it was almost like he didn't want to leave the show.)  Here the Eleventh Doctor seems to want it - not want, but embraces or accepts it, as he claims he's put it off long enough (right, the entire season).

Some re-used lines here when he he tells Craig, "you've redecorated, I don't like it," from the episode The Three Doctors.   The Cyberman say a line from the episode The Tomb of the Cybermen: "you will be like us."

It's meant to be 200 years since the Doctor left Amy and Rory and hence his line of being a "very old man."  He's aged another 200 years, but if we lose the Doctor (that'll never happen) what hope is there left for humanity.   So his appearance to Amy and Rory on TV etc, in 6.1, took place after 6.1 and before 6.12.

A bit of a twist here in that River - the older version - is the one in the spacesuit in the lake: the one who kills him and not River the child.   Let's call Closing Time, not just on the store but also on the Doctor.   The Doctor also spoke 'baby' in 6.7 A Good Man Goes to War.

Gareth Roberts wrote the episode wanting the Cybermen to return since he felt some sort of "history about the Doctor's final battle to save the Earth before he meets his death" should be represent.   He took Sophie's stationary to write and mail invites to everyone in 6.1, as well as to the younger version of himself.   Let's hope the season finale is something to write about, ha, as we say a farewell to the Doctor in more ways than one, since season 7 will not be aired until 2013, to coincide with the 50th anniversary of the show.   Though there may be specials in the meantime.   That's going to be tough on fans!

The Tenth Doctor also said his farewells to everyone when he was leaving, in the episode The End of Time.   The Eleventh Doctor did much the same thing, though only to Craig and he didn't really have the heart(s) to confront Amy and Rory.   Anyhoo, it can't be the end for the Doctor, we're getting a Christmas special after all...

NB this episode was written before the final episode was aired.