"Cold Skin" Review/Commentary

                                                                   

Cold Skin (2017)

Director: Xavier Gens

Writer: Jesús Olmo, Eron Sheean 

Starring: Ray Stevenson, David Oakes, Aura Garrido

"We are never very far from those we hate.  For this very reason, we shall never be truly close to those we love..."

The haunting opening words to the film and the tagline.

A film with a difference or just another novel on which it was adapted from based on the familiar theme of surviving in a desolate, bleak landscape.  A meagre existence.  Seen as "Friend (David Oakes) approaches the island, set for abandonment in many ways.  You have to wonder why?  Why leave civilization to ponder this fate, remaining a prisoner, deserted, alone in this God forsaken place?  Nature unknown and not just the habitat, but nature as in nature of the island.  As the weather observer, replacement, Friend, is running from his own demons, we're not told.  Though some would prefer not to know even by film's end, some of us curiously would.  Even if it is a case of thinking the reasons for ourselves.  It's not a hapless exercise if you like your movies to be thought provoking and sometimes thinking outside the box.  Why come here leaving humanity behind.  Humanity ironic in and of itself as the events are set against the backdrop of the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand and his wife in 1914 and the end of the Great War.  Mass destruction of human life and way of life.

In some ways this was a reflection of those events, perhaps of what was to come.  Staving off the enemy, fighting the unknown in many ways and the loss of life.  The futility of war.  Finding the lighthouse keeper, Gruner  (Ron Stevenson) and his shocking state of existence, with the former weather observer reportedly 'missing,' having died.  No one bothered to check.  Seems this old man, Gruner is weathered, world weary and prefers to be in his own 'skin', wearing nothing at all in the beginning.  Though modesty was far from his worries.
Friend unpacking his books, Robert Louis Stevenson, Dante's Inferno, which ironically became an inferno of his own in reality.

Friend settles down to his work and things are fine, until one night he is attacked by strange creatures in his shack.  Creatures that are unseen at first, so it's a little premature to call them that since he doesn't know what he's dealing with.  Again the irony shown in not accepting the captain's gun, as he leaves him on the island; thinking he will be fine and weapons being  unnecessary.  Of course this is turned on its head.  Hiding out isn't an option.  There appears to be refuge from the attacking hoards.  Even setting up a fire barrier backfires (no pun) as his shack burns.  Then the rains came and there is some salvage to be had, you'd think in that the flames will be snuffed out.  Yet Still Gruner refuses to let him in.  Until Friend follows him with rifle in hand and holds it upon the creature: a female that Gruner has taken as his slave, in more ways than one.  Finally the ice breaks, tentatively and Friend is allowed into Gruner's realm: his lighthouse.

Friend marks the days, months on the wall and even this is futile.  An entire year is so far away and each night Gruner fights the masses, more as a way of being and remaining master of his island as he calls it.  He reels Friend into the war, his fight he wages every night with the creatures and it's almost as if he was the instigator in all this.  Not liking anything different to himself.  Not attempting to understand or see their raison d'etre.  Forcing Friend to fight and leaving him on the lighthouse balcony to do so on his own all night.  A bloody initiation into what wasn't his doom, or of his own making.  The creatures being akin to "toads/frogs."

Friend reluctant at first, showing his cowardice in some respects.  In another sense his inaction could be seen as the voice of reason.  Why should he have to fight these toads, they appear to be attempting to survive, just as the humans are.  Yet he must to 'enjoy' the safety of the lighthouse.  In some respects he too becomes Gruner's slave.  To the violence, to his fetching and carrying.

Gruner uses the toad for his own ends, slave, sex slave, pleasures of the flesh.  Beating her, ordering her around.  Submission his survival factor and instilling fear.  Friend naming her Aneris (Aura Garrido).
Earlier on, Friend reading about Darwin getting it "wrong" in the previous weather observer's log.  Depicting the toads eating the dinosaurs.  Indeed there being the remains of a dinosaur outside.  Gruner and Friend come to terms with needing each other to survive and Friend finds a rowboat which Gruner knew about.  After he constructs a makeshift boat, Aneris leads him to it. Thus showing how far the two have become in their tentative relationship.  Indicative of Friend's softening towards her and her humility.  She is more than a mere creature.

When Gruner finds Friend getting closer to his toad, he even agrees to take Friend out in the diving suit and let him get the dynamite.  Even leaving him to die underwater as he sits by and does nothing to bring him back to the surface.  Devoid of human compassion, if he had any to begin with.  Which is apparent since we see Gruner was apparently the man in the photo with the woman in the wedding photo.  With the words "love, love, love" written on the back.  Love being fleeting.

Finally everything is forgotten, Friend's reason for being here, his work.  No work is done except to survive.  As each night the hoards are fought off until the dynamite does it's deed.  Aneris has a son: Gruner's: a human/toad hybrid and Friend realizes they want a truce, yet Gruner doesn't.  He wants her back, she's defiant.  "No one leaves Gruner" he echoes and then shoots the boy toad dead with a flare.  Extinguishing new life and new hope.  Thus the struggle continues.  Only this time he leaves Friend with his unrelenting legacy; of taking his place.  Until he too becomes a mirror image of Gruner and finally his replacement arrives.  Aneris swims free, defiant.  As we leave Friend standing looking out at the boats.  His salvation, from one hell to return to another.  A World War: the end of humanity as he knew it.  But worse still.  he left one mysterious past behind and yet found the very thing on the island that he was escaping from.

The novel reflects humanity, in many ways; the ending of the First World War and how all things became about survival.  Not just survival of the fittest as far as nature goes and understanding that which is different and alien to us.  But survival of a way of life.  The struggle to exist; co-exist.  As well as a more more modern and political subtext.  A depiction of how we as humans, perceive our boundaries - psychological and how our imaginations interpret Cold Skin is eye-opening, terrifying and yet also heart wrenching.

Whilst watching I did have pangs of deja vu and perhaps I shouldn't, as this was a novel by Catalan Albert Sánchez Piño but I thought back to Armistice (2013). The short with Joseph Morgan and Matt Ryan.  How as soldiers, they fought to remain alive.  Fighting an unknown foe, not knowing why they fight, but that they must.  Even with Edward Stirling counting down the days with his marks on the wall of the house too.  The unrelenting battle to stay alive.  A war not of their making.  Just as this wasn't Friend's fight but he became a part of it as soon as he stepped onto that island.  When there is no point in making sense of the madness.  With Edward's narration of the mundane events inside the house.  Echoed in similar vein by Friend with his own narration of poetry and learned works. Counting down the days to a full calendar year.
Also how I said in Armistice how I thought the soldiers became the "undead" the very enemy they were fighting.
Yet one question was why Friend chose to rub the markings fro the wall.  Did he give up believing a year would even come for him, that he would still be around.  or was it that each night was a repeat of that before and there was no need to mark this mundane life now.

With Friend at the beginning mentioning how the captain who brought him here spoke to him "with  the kindness of an executioner."  How right he would turn out to be.  Since his fate became fight or be killed.  What was the point of it anyway.  Clearly the toads didn't want to be killed.  Yet there was no way to communicate until that massive show of strength with the dynamite strike and loss.

David gave a stunning performance in this sci-fi film, as always.  He brought out the high hopes of an innocent when he gets to the island.  Expecting a year of solitude to carry out his work.  Yet finding that turned on its head, being drawn into a conflict by Gruner.  Akin to Ferdinand being assassinated by 'disgruntled' rebels not realizing the human onslaught on an unforeseen scale their actions would bring.  Gruner being akin to the single handed assassin here.  Once he started, there was no going back.  But for a brief instance there was, before he killed the infant creature.  Ray Stevenson as Gruner portrayed the insanity of his actions in a maddening and believable way.  There is no life without love, no hope without love and no humanity without love...

Works alluded to include: When I Have Fear John Keats
Requiem: Robert Louis Stevenson.  Could see his influences here with the lighthouse, as a lighthouse is where Stevenson named his home after, Skerryvore, after the tallest lighthouse built by his uncle, Alan, in Scotland.  Also some connotations of Treasure Island seeping in.  With several allusions to Stevenson's life, including his journey to the Samoan Islands, Hawaii, Tahiti, New Zealand.
Requiem being quoted by Gruner: "
"Under the wide and starry sky,
Dig the grave and let me lie.
Glad did I live and gladly die,
And I laid me down with a will..."
I actually like films/books, anything that mentions poetry, other plays, books, etc, as this adds more to a story, more depth of character and emotions and expressing far more than something newly written on a page in terms of breaking down concepts which may be difficult to fathom or understand straightaway.

"We are never very far from those we hate. For this very reason, we shall never be truly close to those we love."  Are words from the novel, resonating in the very truth of human existence.  How love/hate are such closely resembling emotions.
 Friend is his name (no irony there?)  The creatures known as "toads."  Or rather "frogs."  Aquatic dwelling and a little grey alien in appearance.  Guessing it was just me then who took the war angle, impending war angle here. Critics have argued over the repetitive nature of the scenes, there was nothing that could be done about that as it does set up the monotony and repetition in a deserted island.  There won't be much 'fun' going on.  Yet there are dalliances into character development, with two opposites, there's only so much that can involve this continuing animosity from abating.  friend tries to understand Aneris.  Gruner uses and abuses.
Aneris is intelligent in her own right, but she chooses to return to Gruner even after her abuse. Why?  Friend reaches out to her eventually realizing who and what she really is.  Aneris too is in a struggle for survival of her own...or was it just simpler for her to be 'kept' and fed instead of fending for herself.

David in Q&A at BIFFF (Brussels International Fantastic Film Festival) 13 April 2018 said how one man was to play Nietzsche and one played Rousseau in their roles of Gruner and Friend respectively.
Plus when he was approached for the role, he got paid more after "playing hard to get".
Xavier saying he liked David's "sweet sensitivity" when he met him and he was "handsome."  That's true when you meet him for the first time: David is incredibly generous and gracious towards his fans and funny too!  I mean he was right off the bat joking about my pic of him I drew as Ernest!  Yeah David you could've done much better than me!!

As for frog creatures or créatures de grenouille:   "Very little dialogue, defies logic you have to get drawn into one two or three of their characters and want to find their journey..."
That's how I felt you have to give the film  a go and get into it without giving up at the first hurdle cos the action pretty much starts the first night he's on the island.
Said David, "it is rare, it is not normal, it is very rare that a film like this ever gets made."
"It took on characteristics of characters they were playing. It was intense filming for 9 weeks and the exhaustion on mine and Ray's face is somewhat real...the cottage and lighthouse filmed in Madrid.  And they spent 5 weeks filming in Lanzarote.

David commented on friend and his "running away from the bad side of humanity.  He can't escape it no matter how far away he runs.  If he was there as a weather observer the allegorical aspects wouldn't have the same effects..."
"The novel looks at the sexual politics of the divide and the differences between that. Gruner and Friend both as men are destructive, but he was more cyclical in nature of the human destruction basis of the tagline in the book."
And how the novel and the film are "beautiful counterpieces" to each other. As "there's a lot of the novel in the script, and we ripped the book apart" for filming.  I haven't read the novel yet and will get round to doing so. better to watch the film first, for me at least to see how they broached it and the ending.
(My silly pun: Darwin was wrong, it's not survival of the fittest but survival of the wittiest!)

David wanted to reference Journey to the Center of the Earth (1959) as he loves that film.  And they wanted to echo those.  Xavier gens said that was his only influence. the Jules Verne films.  Missed out on filming in actual water but just walked on dust.  As they did in Pirates of the Caribbean.  Also referencing HP Lovecraft's Shadow over Innsmouth.

David also commentated on Brexit and needing a work permit to film in the future adding to economic costs and more complications.  "I am very proud to be a European."  The Brexit result came through while they were filming.  It saddened him.

David: "I love taking projects that are out of the ordinary."  He accepted another book project adaptation where he will be undergoing another massive challenge of filming in four different dialects.  (Mostly Eastern European.)  Which is the wonderful thing about taking on films not routine or dumbed-down for today's audiences.  In my opinion, we all need challenges and to enjoy  mystery and work out underlying themes and meanings for ourselves in different genres.  Instead of them always having to be action or prone to violence orientated!

Constantine 1.1 "Non Est Asylum" Pilot Review

                                                 
Constantine: "Believe it or not I came here voluntarily.  My name is John Constantine and I'm an exorcist.  In my line of work you just need to forget, but some you never will."

Mention of Astra and how "death - I can handle" - it's her damnation that pains him and "makes me believe" there aren't any demons.  No, but seriously those yucky cockroaches even if only one was real!
Constantine: "this is not my problem...ah bollocks!"  He's drawn back in, but should've known an asylum's where you find 'em, the creepy buggers.  Humans make for easy prey there and gathering of souls.  He reads, 'Liv Dies' on the wall.  Was his check in into the asylum intentional in the sense of subconsciously or on a more realistic level was he really was trying to extricate all his emotions and feelings from that night.  Constantine; "I've work to do."  (Similar to Dean Winchester Supernatural.)

Cue Liv and her timely comment of "I have no future."  As her fortune cookie tells her.  A massive piece of foreshadowing here for the end when she leaves, but she was taking that fortune cookie and Constantine seriously in wanting a future since this wasn't her fight.  At least in her mind, which in a lot of ways was taking the easy way out.  Meeting him later on where he reassures her, "I promise you, I'm not the one hunting you."  There's that ol' ploy where the dark shadow lurks in front of the screen so only we can see it.

Cue also Manny and how "angels murder my reputation.  Flap off!"  No, he'll only do that when he needs help or guidance.  It was angels who damned Constantine's soul to hell, along with Astra.

Constantine's hang out is Jasper Winter's millhouse.  There's another message following him around re the ambulance, WTH did I call that a med van in my notes?  Should check myself in somewhere too?? ha.  Liv can see trapped souls but Constantine can't so he needs her help.  Yeah that was practically the only thing missing from his psyche: being psychic, then pretty much he wouldn't need anyone's help at all except his bag of tricks.  He explains "there are worlds beyond ours - parallel planes of existence."  He's not bothered with why such things happen and only wants to settle his debt.
Constantine: "no one can find trouble faster than your father - literally."  Except him of course!  In response to critics too.  We see a brief glimpse of Dr Fate's helmet and also the map is mentioned.

Constantine: "it's a fine line between watching over and stalking."  He tells Manny, yeah 'stalked by an angel.'
Constantine: "what about my life?  You and yours damned me to hell."  Yeah about that, first they do that and then Manny comes here asking for his help.  That was cutting off his own nose to spite his face wasn't it.  And yet Manny doesn't do much helping him, leaving Constantine to his own devices and being 'oh so cryptic'.
Constantine: "you're suggesting that it's not too late for me to save my soul."  That was his entire purpose for turning up and right then did appear to be some form of angel manipulation.  He's damned his soul already, so there wasn't much else he could go through that would place him in mortal danger.  So why not use Constantine as an ample scapegoat or sacrificial lamb in this scenario.  He only had his life to lose in the process prematurely and what's that in the larger scheme of things.  He is only a human after all.  Nothing more, nothing less and certainly not worthy for anything more holy or deserving in the light of the heavens.
Was that too much exposition?

Touching upon Constantine's past and Newcastle.  He wishes it was him too that was taken.  Then coming back to reality with a thud; "one should never battle demons on an empty stomach."

Guard: "it's [the lightbulb] not screwed into anything."
Constantine: "neither am I mate."
Constantine comments he came from "the sordid passions of my parents."  {So when he does it, it's not sordid then?}  His mother died in childbirth and his father nicknamed him 'killer.'  Beating him up every night.  Not realizing that this isn't what his mother would approve of.  He was half hers after all.  As a teen, he found the occult and taught himself everything accompanying this.

Constantine: "I should have seen that one coming."  Oh no I said that about you Matt!

Thus Constantine encounters the demon Nergal in his own body, well not literally.
Demon Constantine: "lock eyes with your future...everyone that stands at your side dies...
your arrogance brought me to the city at night."  Well it wouldn't be during the day now would it mate!
Constantine: "the power of intention."  He explains how Nergal was the more powerful demon and took Astra instead of helping him.  Astra's the only one who could bring Constantine to tears, feeling guilt and remorse he will never be free of.  On the plus side, it's what guides him and importantly makes him stronger in his battle(s.)
Nergal was worshipped in Mesopotamia and the deity ruling over the netherworld.  As he was the god of fire and the desert, some Christian writers associated him with the devil and being a demon.

He prefers the more influential band The Pistols, omitting the 'Sex' part.  Liv's left and headed to California and Constantine put a cloaking spell on her, leaving him that infernal scrying map.  At least he has Chas and he always will be around.  Having no life of his own in some ways, but carrying the lives of many to do good!

Constantine: "my name is John Constantine - I'm the one who steps from the shadows, all trenchcoat and arrogance.  I'll drive your demons away - kick 'em in the bollocks and spit on them when they're down.  Leaving only a nod and a wink and a wise crack.  I walk my path alone because let's be honest, who'd be crazy enough to walk it with me?"
Plenty Re the sketches, Zed for one as we'll see in 1.2.

This opening episode, as is customary - is not entitled 'Pilot' and instead refers to the asylum which gives us our first glimpse of John Constantine and as he says, he's here to undergo all sorts of therapy after not being able to save Astra.  However, he can endure pain, it's the guilt he can't live with and this causes him loads more anguish.  Showing his character immediately, in some ways, that losing even one human life (especially that of a child) affects him deeply.  Since she was also the daughter of a friend, as we'll learn later.

The first scene set in Ravenscar Asylum, North England; was mentioned in Hellblazer Issue #8 Intensive Care (1988).  A flash of sorts to 1990's Issue #11 Newcastle.  Events leading Constantine to Atlanta - modern day.  Wonder if the Raven in the name of the asylum had any bearing on the raven in 1.13 being sent to spy on him, "quoth the raven."
(Zed appeared in Issue #4 (1988)

However, as the relevant title suggests in its meaning, "there is no asylum."  Not a double meaning but it could be taken to be so here - meaning for Constantine there's no asylum since he accepted/dabbles in this dark life and took on this crusade.  So there's no refuge for him anywhere - at least not on this 'sorry' earth and perhaps not even in hell.  That's not where he wants to be either and as he tells Manny, he was damned there by angels.  As his soul faces eternal damnation - he can't catch a break.  So he figures he'll do anything to shove it up the devil and meet his dues when it happens.  As they say - "the road to hell is paved with good intentions."  Yet his good intentions didn't begin when he was little and introduced into the occult as an escape.  Master of his own destiny and fate.

As for Liv, she was meant to be his conduit - daughter of Jasper Winters: a mentor of sorts.  Constantine saves her here but then in many ways wants her gone.  Not so much driving her away since her 'visions' would be helpful to him as she sees tortured souls and the future.  As her fortune cookie shows, she doesn't have a future.  Her desire to run, reinforced by Constantine telling her to go is why she leaves the map.

Once again as I mention Supernatural - let me add - Supernatural had many allusions and references to The X-Files in its episodes and was seen as an homage to that show.  Hence who says that Supernatural can't be seen as the same to Constantine.  Even if  Constantine was a comic that came much earlier.  All shows 'borrow' plots/mythology from others at times and Constantine is a stand-alone series; the themes will be familiar and that to me is the ultimate compliment relating to both shows!
That's another reason why I love that this first episode was set in an asylum - with everything - every human/evil affliction lurking there.  Open prey and souls are ripe for the picking.

Constantine mentions the Furcifer demon manifesting itself as Constantine sees it only a sign of things to come as far as demons were concerned and viewed as foreshadowing for 1.8/9.  With the 'demon' eyes again, the same as Dean in Supernatural and he eventually became one.  However Constantine had no intentions of becoming anything so evil and had to do this in the two-parter to save himself.

Furcifer means 'scoundrel' - 'rogue' in Latin and when he shows himself to Constantine, it's in his own image and body.  His own guise/doppelganger.  In the comics, he's known as 'Demon Constantine'.  His creation apparently stemming from Constantine's 'evil' self, Nergal's blood, Aleister Crowley's soul.  [Here Supernatural fans will recall Dean and Alastair, different spelling, was the demon who made him torture souls in hell.  Crowley of course was the King of Hell.]  Nergal being the one demon who took Astra to hell; was summoned by Constantine to save Astra.  Only to be double crossed by taking her.  Nergal also damned Constantine's soul to hell when he dies.  Hence his quest for redemption.  Even though in this episode he does say it was angels who damned him to hell.  [Moot: Nergal is a demon and not a fallen anger per se.]

If Constantine could go back to the beginning he would rest all.  Not only his own life - his dismal childhood - but losing Astra and ensuring this never happened. which is easier said than done.  Thus his journey is long, arduous; with no end in sight.

The Seal of Solomon (or Ring of Solomon, in Arabic known as: Khātam Sulaymān) is the signet ring ascribed to King Solomon in medieval Jewish tradition as well as in Islamic and Western occultism. The ring provided Solomon the power to command demons, jinn (genie), and to speak with animals.
Supernatural 1.22 Devil’s Trap 
Sixth and Seventh Books of Moses – compilation of black magic techniques.  In these, the Sixth introduces seals and magical tables revealed to Moses on Mount Sinai and eventually to King Solomon, who used them to command spirits to collect his immense legendary books.

They didn’t use the Book of Solomon again except for the circles in season 2. The Key of Solomon, mentioned by Sam is a form of protective circles used to trap demons.  The Key of Solomon or Clavis Salomonis is a medieval book about magic attributed to King Solomon.  Also used as a Grimoire occasionally.  It is believed this led to the Clavicula Salomonis, i.e. the Lesser Key of Solomon, or the Lemegeton (as mentioned in Buffy.)  These are probably rituals and conjuring in particular may have led to the development of this.  The Key of Solomon dated back to the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries and there was even one in Greek from the fifteenth century.  The book doesn’t contain anything on the 72 spirits which were held by King Solomon in a bronze vessel known as the Pseudomonarchi Deamonum from the sixteenth century) and the Lemegeton – seal of the demons.  

Solomon wrote this for his son, Roboam.  Only those who are deemed worthy and God-fearing can use the book.  There are two books.  Book 1 has conjurations, curses and contains to ‘contain’ demons and dead spirits.  Book II has purifications, i.e. what should be worn, instruments of magic needed… also informs how to perform necromancy.  A reference to the Lesser Key of Solomon, a book of magic, aka The Lemegeton.

Devil’s Trap is a mystic symbol used to control demons, from the Lesser Key of Solomon.
See also 1.10 of Constantine in relation to the Devil's Trap.
Re Mary: Zed's real name is Mary and Anne Marie's name.  His mother's name was Mary Anne.  These names seem to have an enormous impact on Constantine's life.  (See 1.8/9/12.) (Mary was the name of Sam and Dean in Supernatural and as mentioned elsewhere John was their father.  No surprises there with him sharing Constantine's first name and being a demon hunter.  As it transpired was also Mary.

Constantine was born 10 May 1982.  As is commonplace on TV and other mediums, the date f birth of the characters is usually altered by a year/a month or 2 either way.  Matt was born 11 April 1981.  The Constantine of the comics was born 10 May 1953.  So they had to keep him closer to Matt's age in this.  At least I get to share my birthday month with Constantine!

'Eye of Horus'  - ancient Egyptian symbol of protection and good health.  Hathor is also portrayed with this eye.

Not battling demons on an empty stomach, Dean's philosophy too, explaining why he always had such a voracious appetite, taken to its logical inclusion here with Constantine.  Unlike Sam, at least we do see Constantine eat plenty and drink too showing he's every bit human and needs sustenance to survive.  (Not that our Sammy isn't human!! ha.)  Ahh Constantine also has puppy eyes like Sam and as does Matt obviously!
NB Assassins Creed: Origins has a chest with the Eye of Horus tattoo on it.  Though Matt wasn't voicing this one.

Was talking about food.  However, in contrast Constantine's diet doesn't constitute fast food or junk food - not that we saw.  He also had Chas to cook for him.  Even in 1.7? ep he opted for corn; more "safe" and healthier than what else was on offer.  However, why would someone who's an avid chain smoker be concerned with what he consumes.  It's not as if he needs to worry about a condemned man eating a hearty meal.  At least not at this conjuncture.
This food/lack of - easily made up by his love and desire for booze - an unquenchable thirst as it does drown his inner demons.  Including the thoughts he can't handle and shouldn't have to - since they'd only make him wallow further and Liv he can do without.  He can do without the distractions and he does have to contend with the notion that his time on this earth could be up anytime.  Drinking is his comfort and refuge from the thoughts of a soul earmarked for damnation.

Some Daniel Cerone pilot tweets follow:
"In the end, pairing John with a female character of our own creation just wasn't very...Hellblazer #Constantine #SaveConstantine #Hellblazer"

"We also re-shot final scene to love Liv.  originally she stuck around.  Tough call but made for better series. #Constantine #SaveConstantine."

"hah Matt Ryan's Shakespearean training really comes thru with all those damn Latin spells we give him.  #Constantine #SaveConstantine. 25/4/2015  What's Shakespeare got to do with Latin anyway, some of us need to know it too anyway for work purposes!"
But as I said he's a great all-round actor no matter what he plays.

"Stopping the rain probably the coolest VFX sequence in pilot.  My fave anyway."
[Ours too.  rain adds atmosphere; fear, romance - depending on the scene and the effects intended.]

"If we get a s2, that fate helmet will pay off in a big way in the s2 premiere.  Shh."

"Matt Ryan acting opposite Matt Ryan.  Classic #Constantine #SaveConstantine"  In the scene where he's confronted by his demon self! More like John being John in some ways.

"When NBC ordered series Goyer and I pitched restring rooftop climax, turn demon into evil John.  Much better.  #Constantine #SaveConstantine"

"But the make-up wasn't great.  we tried to fix with VFX.  Like putting lipstick on a pig.  Didn't improve..." #Constantine Pilot ep"

"So the guard in the act out.  He WAS the demon throughout the entire rooftop sequence in original pilot shoot."

"Shooting on rooftop was spectacular.  we got the eeriest joy that night hanging around us.  Better than any VFX."

"This speech John talking about abusive father and mother he never met, my favourite scene to write in pilot."

That millhouse exterior shot at Berry College in Georgia.  They own more land than any college in the US #Constantine
Hey more foreshadowing - dear Matty - as the Miller in #KnivesInHens whether you're a believer in fate or destiny; there's something to be said for these little pieces of foreshadowing?? that lead to bigger down the line in the future or just turning out to be elements of deja vu when you recall them.  But me - no recall necessary, never forget a thing!

"Since you cut down scenes in a pilot for time, sometimes all that's left is the exposition.  Painful to watch"
I say - depends on the scene, actor etc, sometimes not painful at all.

"Ugh.  So hard watching some of these scenes knowing how much we left on the cutting room floor to make time."  [Well DVD released and a shame couldn't be added!]

"Actual NYC yellow cab for Chas, despite shooting in Atlanta.  Chas - cars - not much difference."

"We shot Talia resurrecting in an ambulance on a stage.  Lowfi.  again, the old school scares working the best."

"That Eye of Horus carved in door a little too glowy for me.  Grounded cares better than digital ones."
"Harold is awesome.  Hard to use him in series cuz only John could see him. won't be an issue with a season 2."

"Once again decision was made to shoot in Atlanta, we had creativity set show in Atlanta.  Really limited us but we were stuck."

"We actually dropped all that glass from the church window on Matt Ryan.  Well it was glass made of rubber." Only 1 real cockroach was used.  [Yeah you can tell.]

"That slo mo of the inmate freaking out behind John 1 of my fav shots of pilot.  Kudos to director Neil Marshall."

"On set during pilot, 'Dr Huntoon, I presume' became a catchphrase.  Honestly couldn't tell you why."

E!News:  "during the big fight scene at the climax of the pilot episode - Ryan shows off his acting chomps in a way that's almost eerie.  Trust us when we say you'll see Ryan in a whole new light by the end of the hour...and the way he pulls off the iconic trenchcoat, white button down shirt and blue tie [red tie] Yeah we ain't mad at it."
Hey said that already!  There's just something about a guy in a mental asylum running around in his jammies, saving people - their souls, whilst quipping sarcastic retorts.  Nothing about this show spelled doom in the ratings, but when it doesn't have the opportunity to shine before being cruelly ripped from our screens, clearly there's something wrong with the state of TV in the twenty-first century.  There must be a better way to measure ratings by now - than middle America demographics!  Know what I mean - without delving into this further!

See also my Matt Ryan book at Lulu soon at other online bookstores

Once Upon A Time 7.19 "Flower Child" Review

                                               
This ep about Mother Gothel (Emma Booth) where we get her backstory and how she was a tree nymph, basically good and got corrupted by, yes, humans!  Who else! As she wants to fit into the human mould and not be seen as different, but she was different.  Are we now going to get a switcheroo and have her become good or will she get her just desserts as a witch and generally bad tree nymph, she deserves them.  The way her mother gave her that responsibility now of looking after nature, which she squandered for revenge, made it sound as though she was part of, or is mother Nature.  (Even though in Tangled she was the main antagonist!  Funny after Googling for some background, found that Gothel is a name for a brothel with vampire Goths!  Right will move away from this snippet of info quickly! ha)

Henry (Andrew J West) somehow begins to believe his own book (!) and that magic could be real, telling this to Jacinda (Dania Ramirez) who remained as vacant as ever! That perhaps her glass slipper shard is really magical and really belongs to her, that they knew each other and somehow can't recall but did come together to have Lucy (Alison Fernandez).  Again it's a very fanciful notion to Jacinda, come on Cinderella was not this dense!  As Lucy gets in to see Facilier (Daniel Francis) and tells him he could be the good guy here, the hero in saving Henry and Reggie would be very grateful.  She's not picking up her phone, cos Rumples took the last piece of magic and Facilier could save Henry, thereby helping her.  He needs some other form of magic, any bit to break the curse and then they can all band together and save the rising coven of witches.  The "storm of witches" that is brewing.  Coincidentally Reggie and Rumples weren't in this ep.

Gothel now putting her plan into action to rid some more humans by brainwashing the policeman to lure Hook (Colin O'Donoghue) and Tilly (Rose Reynolds) into a trap, cos she just knew that they'd both come.  Also taking blood from Margot (Tiera Skovbye) to help her spell.  As she says she's a friend of Tilly's.  Margot is too trusting.  Gothel whispers how as Robin she didn't help her back then but can now.  Then tells Tilly she's her mother.  As she promptly goes to Hook.  And then to Henry who has mapped out everything he can relating to the people in Hyperion Heights and his book.  Henry telling them about magic and how his book could be real.  Policeman calls and tells them where Gothel is and Tilly wants to come in with him too.  After taking a bite of a marmalade sandwich which Hook had ready for her in the car.

Lucy and Jacinda look through storage boxes and Lucy finds the broken shoe belonging to Cinderella, spelling out that's who she is.  She takes it to Facilier who magics a spell and the glass shatters into tiny pieces winging their way back to Henry.  As Henry and Jacinda now kiss and Henry doesn't fall under the spell and die, but Lucy finds she can't recall anything of her other life.  Thus the curse isn't broken.  Henry being romantic in saying what if it wasn't love at first sight when he saw her but was already in love with her.  Personally I still say Henry and Druzella had more chemistry and would've made a better couple!

Suppose that curse has something to do with Gothel as she forces Tilly to help her otherwise she'll kill Hook, as she tells Tilly he's her father.  So that love she felt for him was cos of this.  He tells her not to help but Tilly can't lose him.  As Tilly now joins the coven of witches.  In the other realm, Gothel gets her revenge on the humans for killing her family and as she's finished them all off in that realm.  She sets her sights on other humans as in a 'land without magic thousands of years later.'

From this episode it's really difficult to see how Gothel can change and at this point in time this isn't even her intention.  It's kind of a quick turnaround where everyone suddenly believes in magic and Henry's book, whereas everyone was so adamant it was just a book and there's no such thing as magic.  Even Hook was believing even if he couldn't quite understand it.  As Naveen (Jeff Pierte) tells him everything and the impossibility of Hansel being stabbed inside his heart.  Also feel there's much more to Facilier and his ulterior motives for helping Lucy and Henry.  Surely he must've known that magic wouldn't work and true love's kiss isn't going to break this curse.  Wouldn't that be too easy and too repetitive.  Particularly as Gothel and Facilier would make some evil allies together.

7.7 Eloise Gardener was also about her and now we get another one on Gothel. Where we learned how Gothel loved the soil and always needed this when Victoria was around, being a tree nymph.  As well as being named Gardener!  Also in 7.7 how Hook needed to get that flower from her garden in order for him to be able to get rid of Rumples, being duped and here the same thing happens again as she gets the better of him once more!. 

See my review here:
https://mila255.blogspot.co.uk/2017/11/once-upon-time-77-eloise-gardener-review.html

Shakespeare Schools Foundation Presentation of "The Trial of Richard III" Novello Theatre 29 April 2018

The Shakespeare Schools Foundation this year performed The Trail of Richard III which once again proved to be entertaining, if a tad biased in favour of Richard himself.  However we'll overlook that as it was for charity, for providing funding the Foundation itself.  With actual barristers (QCs) and a real Court of Appeal Judge, Lady Justice Hallett, to overlook proceedings, which did turn out to be a little murky in some areas.  Criminal barristers including; Ian wWinter QC, Jonathan lLaidlaw QC for the Prosecution and John Kelsey-Fry QC and Sallie Bennett-Jenkins for the Defence.  Hey Mr Kelsey-Fry also got a joke out of Mr Winter's name with: "the Winter of discontent." Particularly living up to its name also with the extraordinarily freeing weather for this time of year!
With an introduction from St Francis of Assisi School pupils who gave a little performed, potted history of Richard III and how there were so many protagonists with similar names of Edward, Richard...

Also an introduction from Hugh Dennis who as Jury Foreman (and Patron of the Foundation) explained what to expect and how Richard III was discovered in a car park between two bays and thus he didn't even have a ticket for either one.  Including how the CPS (Crown Prosecution Service) actually were lucky enough to finally prosecute a King and thus use the 'Crown' aspect of their name.  Oh and we were told to forget whatever that Shakespeare Bard wrote!! Lest it may influence our decision.

First witness was the Duke of Buckingham superbly (as always) played by David Oakes, who cut a dashing figure in his cape and feathered hat.  As I tweeted to him it was kind of Muskteer-esque and no surprises since he went off to ally himself with Henry Tudor in France.  Of course he evaded the question of whether he had any part to play in the murder of the two Princes in the Tower.   (Named Edward and Richard too.)  Putting it down to "bloodlust" on the part of Richard,  quite a few times over.  Being questioned by the Prosecution as to whether he was an actor?  Whereupon the Duke's reply was well, "subjective."  He stated that Richard told him of his plan to murder the Princes and when asked what he did about it, he finally and reluctantly replied "nothing."  Thereby damning their fate.  Choosing to show allegiance to Henry Tudor and the Lancashire cause.  (The Red Rose of Lancashire.)
[David of course having played the Duke of Clarence in the BBC production of The White Queen would've been all too familiar with Richard's actions.]

The two murderers themselves, added some impetus and comedy to the murderous deed as this was their career of erm, career assassins.  As they were given full immunity by the prosecution.  Carrying out the murderous deed, "bish bosh speedy speedy" which hilariously was also used by the Defence and the Judge when she was expelling them from the witness box.  Having being given free reign of the Tower by a man named Tyrell (which they stated was like the name of the crisps.)  Omitting where the bodies were buried since that would lead them to not be able to use that place in the future.  As there were so many steps in the Tower and the crows who like to eat human flesh.  Concluding they couldn't remember where they buried them.  They didn't come across as very convincing as witnesses for the Prosecution.

Infact, with hindsight, the prosecution produced no conclusive evidence whatsoever, forensic (even though it was 1484) or otherwise that Richard was actually behind the murders.  Aside from hearsay and speculation.  The Defence bringing up the Act of Parliament titled, Titulus Regius - (meaning "Royal Title" in Latin) and how Parliament gave the title of King of England to Richard III.  Thereby confirming that all others were subsequently also legitimate.  However also arguing that the others, such as Richard's brother, Clarence, had no succession to the throne and would not become King.  Thus Richard had no reason to kill anyone, let alone his brother and his nephews.

However when Lady Anne took to the witness box, it was implied that she and Buckingham conspired in a way to implicate Richard and he was innocent after all.  Anne being the widow of Edward, Prince of Wales and having no title until she married Richard and would become Queen.  Her eye firmly on the Crown.  Accusing Richard of the murder also and talking to the walls and never shutting up.  Telling Richard to "don't look at me" from his seat several times over.  And why was this, the Lady doth protest too much it appeared!

Richard on the 'throne' aka witness box, presented himself as amiable and accusing Buckingham and Anne of making things up.  Surprise witness was Clarence himself who apparently was at a hen party as he entered to the tune of "you can dance, you can jive..."  Funnily enough as Mama Mia is currently playing at the Novello Theatre.  However he said he didn't drown in a vat of Mamsie wine, but that he was inebriated and he drank plenty of the wine, thus being known as "Three butts Clarence."  Adding how Dick and him got on very well and he loved his brother.  The Prosecution asking whether he was really dead or a ghost.  Whereupon conceding he was too drunk to tell if he was alive or dead.  The latter being the obvious conclusion.  Even if Richard was dressed as a Goth at the moment as described by Clarence.
In fact Clarence had just watched a play "hear the drums Fernando..." and he was an actor hired to play Clarence since it was a small part and he wouldn't be around for long.

The Prosecution in their summing up and address to the jury spoke of how they should have no sympathy towards Richard even though he was infirm and hunchbacked.  Even if the jury may have felt sorry for him on this aspect, it was enough to convict.  Yet how even nature was against him cos of his condition and appearance.  The Prosecution also stating that only one verdict would be required, Guilty or Not Guilty.  That if Clarence was alive then this showed attempted murder on the part of Richard which carries a much more hefty sentence as it showed intent and thus he should be convicted under this instead. The Defence again referring to Titulus Regius and how it was Lady Anne and Buckingham who both wanted Richard gone and Henry Tudor on the throne.  Their actions showing this and particularly Buckingham doing nothing to stop the murders.

As for the audience aka the jury voting on the verdict, it was again biased for want of a better word!! Since the verdict page of the programme for 'Not Guilty' was clearly printed on red paper, easier to read and spot whereas the 'Guilty' verdict was printed on black paper, much harder to see even with the lights on.  (Although black would signify the Judge's black cloth placed on head when delivering a sentence of death.  However that was irrelevant.)

Yet this trial wasn't only comical but also a reflection on the law and asides, to how the law and the concept of fairness was not present in those days.  That justice should be available to everyone equally.  Although Buckingham did refer to the Divine Right of Kings.  And the audience, as the jury were referred to as "dim witted" amongst other slurs by the Prosecution, who having pondered it more did not do an effective job at all in presenting their flimsy evidence.  Perhaps with hindsight I should change my verdict also to 'Not Guilty.'
I once paraphrased Richard III's "a horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse" replacing it with "the law, the law, my kingdom for a law;" with a piece I wrote years ago relating to the importance of  the law being the last bastion of civil liberties as well as a right and not a luxury for the few but access for everyone.

All in all have to say that I and the audience generally haven't had this much fun in a long time and how the event was extremely enjoyable.  It was a perfect blend of actors, real life judiciary and the children themselves who proved to be funny and even serious at times.  There was even some input from the celebrity jury consisting of Tim Campbell (the first Apprentice winner) Emily Carding, who played Richrd III herself globally, actress Athena Stevens, and Lindsay Johns, who was the only one who voted guilty.  My verdict, in my legal opinion: Guilty.  Mistrial, retrial and all that....!!  Richard won but presumed to shake hands with everyone, so much for being deformed and not having a right hand!  Something rotten indeed! Can't wait for the next one in two years!

It was great seeing David again after Venus In Fur last year and must admit was a little surprised not many people wanting to see him afterwards at Stage Door!  Heck this jury was really biased against the Duke of Buckingham after all, as only two of us got pics with him  and had a few words on another great performance!!  Hey poor David even asked if anyone else wanted a pic or autograph!  Silence!! Oh come on jury you could've done better!

Cast: Tony Gardner (My Parents Are Aliens) as Clarence; Kae Alexander  (Game of Thrones)  as Lady Anne; and David Oakes (Victoria, The White Queen) as Duke of Buckingham.  Caleb J Richards as Richard III.

Jury Foreman Hugh Dennis  hosted, with a jury including Dr Maggie Aderin-Pocock MBE, Emily Carding, Professor Russell Jackson, Lindsay Johns, Dave Benson Phillips, Athena Stevens and The Rt Hon Ed Vaizey MP.

Once Upon A Time 7.18 "The Guardian" Review

                                             
This ep was all about Rumples (Robert Carlyle) or practically about him and about time too as we get more on how he wants to become good and meet up with Belle before it's too late for him to get to   
the other side.  Belle is afraid that the longer he's apart from her he will become dark again and we can see his crocodile skin beginning to return to his hands.  Whilst in his shrine to Belle, Facilier (Daniel Francis) appears and attempts to take the Dagger from him using a "pincushion" as Rumples tells him, which won't work on him.  He squeezes his throat and demands to know what Belle said to him, which is what I just wrote about him becoming dark. 

In Hyperion Heights Rumples and Hook (Colin O'Donoghue) find Hansel (Nathan Parsons) dead in
the cell and Rumples finds a piece of Facilier's voodoo doll on the floor telling Hook someone else was here.  Of course when Hook watches the surveillance video it cuts out so they can't see who his visitor was.  However Rumples knows for sure and confronts Reggie (Lana Parrailla) about this after discovering the dagger is missing from the police evidence lock-up.  They do have some obvious and silly places to hide things in plain sight.  Reggie assures him it wasn't Facilier and to give her time to find out what's happening.  As she brews a potion to hopefully help Henry (Henry J West) as Rumples demands a bit of the magic.  He thinks she's deluding herself thinking Facilier was helping her since he kept some magic back for himself.  She reminds Rumples that Henry may be her son but he's also his grandson, at which point Rumples has nothing to say in response.

Reggie asks Facilier and he evades the issue making her ask him three times and finally admits he didn't take the dagger.  Rumples also confronts him when she leaves and pulls a gun on him but he again denies taking it, though next time he won't be so lucky as he banishes Rumples back to his police car gun in hand.  With that look of disgust on his face and anger too as he stares at the useless gun in his hand.  Well he wouldn't have used it anyway, throwing it and then getting angry.

In the other realm, Rumples watches Alice (Rose Reynolds) as she's pure of heart and must be the Guardian.  As Robin (Tiera Skovbye) delivers a letter from Hook to her and she gives her a bracelet everyone's making in Storybrooke and exchanging them.  She has nothing to give her in        exchange and then recalls the pocketwatch that tells time backwards.  Robin wishes she could have been on many adventures like Alice and she returns to deliver the letter to Hook.  Who confronts Rumples and wants him to stay away from Alice since she's innocent and leave her to her own life.  Rumples sneaks into the cabin to speak with Alice and tells her about Belle. 

He takes her to Facilier and wants her to remove his heart and crush it as it's the only way she can break the curse and be with her father; crush one heart to break the spell.  She tries but her goodness and pureness of heart is too much for her to go through with it.  Rumples admits it was a test and he didn't want her to go through with it.  He shows her Belle's shrine and then the dagger.  She takes the dagger and his crocodile skin begins to disappear and then he takes it back.  He can't let her do this as she has her whole life to live, to love.   Hook thanks him since this could be the beginning of a new tale for them and they shake hands.  Yeah the start of a beautiful friendship!  ha.  As they watch Alice and Robin together.  All he can do now is what Rumples always does which is "spin, spin, spin."  Yeah spin a good yarn!! Ha.

Rumples telling Alice he can't let her do this since it will just be another tower for her and he can't let her imprison herself.  See he had changed so much for Reggie telling him later on that he hasn't.  Even if he did only think of retrieving the dagger for himself and not of Henry.  But this is his chance too to be redeemed for good and be with Belle and he has waited a long time.  Henry can't even remember anything or he's not really going through any hell right now.  Aside from his life being saved.

In Hyperion Heights, Hook watches the surveillance from the cameras across the road and sees Naveen/Drew (Jeff Pierre) outside.  As Henry tells Hook he wants to go to Hansel's apartment to find something.  This being the doctor's blood test report.  As they enter the apartment Naveen makes a run for it and finally tells hook his life is in danger and Samdi made him do it.  Just like he killed Hansel but Hook wouldn't believe him if he told him what's really going on.  That he should check the autopsy on Hansel.  Henry tells Jacinda (Dania Ramirez) about the blood test and perhaps Lucy was right all along and she is his daughter but Jacinda questions how that could be.  Henry also tells Hook about the blood test also saying that he wouldn't believe him if he told him.  Well that was Henry all along from the start when Lucy came to see him.  Not believing in anything.

Rumples sneaks back into the basement and steals some potion since Reggie just leaves it under lock and key which he easily breaks and pours onto the map.  But there was some potion left over so why does Reggie say he used it all.  The map points to one place, which is the troll statue where Alice/Tilly was sketching it and Robin/Margot found her.  Asking her to show her Hyperion Heights and go for food.  This being toffee apples which Robin didn't even eat.  Tilly hears noises which Robin can't hear and she takes her to the bookstore (making her similar to Belle in many ways as she too loves books.)  As she explains they can take you anywhere without leaving.  Robin shows her the bracelets she has from her travels and gives her one from Thailand.  But the noise gets too much for Tilly and she rushes off.  Ending up at the troll too as she tells Rumples she can't handle the noise.  He finds the dagger in her backpack and she didn't put it there.  He returns the dagger back into the lockbox, see again another stupid place and Reggie berates him.  Rumples tells her that Facilier is no good and that Alice is the Guardian not Anastasia.  But Reggie is through with him.

Tilly apologizes to Robin since she doesn't want to see her when she has a bad day, but Robin says she doesn't mind and they have a drink on it touching hands again as Robin returns her bracelet to Tilly that she dropped.

Not much headway made in resolving major issues yet and we just get little snippets of info on how some of them are beginning to realize that things don't make sense and aren't quite right.  Such as Henry and the blood test, Hook finding there's more to this serial killer after the autopsy reveals Hansel was stabbed in his heart from inside his body, with Henry saying that couldn't be possible.  As always everything goes back to hearts in this show whether they be crushed, broken or pincushioned!  It was good to see Rumples getting some airtime and how he has searched for the Guardian for so long, someone pure of heart and finding he can't subject Alice through the same fate he has endured: the immortality and loneliness.  But strange how Rumples knew Alice could be a potential Guardian whilst in the other realm and yet was silent about it in Hyperion Heights.  Not even telling Reggie about it until now.  Thinking it could be Anastasia.  But would he have subjected Anastasia to that same fate as Alice (which was in the past) knowing full well it would mean immortality for her.  More importantly, would Druzilla have let him do that to her sister. 

Also did Victoria know all this when she was in the Tower for so long and then Alice was born there and ended up there too in the sense that Anastasia had this potential to be much more than just someone with magic.  Looked a little like an 'add on' to the plot when Rumples could've used Anastasia years ago in the other realm, especially since he knew about Rapunzel and Victoria in Hyperion Heights, otherwise nothing makes sense.

Paranormal Lockdown 3.8 "Beattie Mansion" Review

Beattie Mansion, St Joseph, Missouri, is also known as the "House on the Hill" and what a gigantic house it is too"  Built in 1854 by Armstrong and Eliza Beattie.  Armstrong died a sudden death and some add under mysterious circumstances, as his wife may have something to do with it.  He fell ill after a bout of cholera and died 3 days later in 1878.  As Michael, the owner who aims to convert it into a B&B says it was assumed that she may have contributed to his death; as he only left her the house in his will and his distant relatives got the money and other business assets.  It is thought she and Armstrong both haunt the mansion.  That she is still here since it was hers and won't leave it.  Armstrong was an adept banker and also was elected Mayor five times.  Eliza died in 1880.

Numerous people, including Michael and other investigators have seen shadow figures and some dark presence.  Which Katrina also sees.  I know they capture a dark figure/mist near the end of the ep, but sometimes you just wanna see what they do during the day and the general walk-through.  Aside from sounds, bumps, footsteps, dragging noises, they did manage to get some good audio captures and some pertinent evidence.  Also Kelly the former caretaker, who hadn't stepped into the house again until now, said how he saw shadow figures too and the door rattling violently, particularly during thunder storms.

The investigation begins with Nick using the application through the analogue radio  with voices saying, "I'm not leaving."
When Nick says it feels different in here, the reply is "yes."  As well as getting a response when he shuts the door and gets back the reply, "don't let it."  Wonder if that was any response to Armstrong wanting the door left open.  Since it was said when they close the doors they seem to open back.

Other voices were: "he wants you..."
As well as some kind of "shit" coming through.  (Sorry that sounded a little funny!)  Nick says it said "holy shit" but I can't hear the "holy part."  Though you gotta know that couldn't have been Armstrong.  perhaps a former resident when the home was used by those in need.

Also "he wants you..."  Couldn't fathom what that means, or is it anything to do with Armstrong and Eliza.  When Nick asks "which room are you in?"  Can hear "inside."  At least that's what it sounded like to me, but it comes through as a disembodied female voice twice.  Not through any equipment.

Also it doesn't sound like "Michael" to me when they go into the bedroom, to me it's more "lightning" or "bright light..."  Will have to listen to all these again when I get a chance just to doublecheck.  Yeah I know I do a lot of EVPs and audio stuff but I just like listening to those!

Then there's; "it's hard" and a female voice says "it's still here" in response to Nick saying the device is still being used.
Also: "it is" and "it's my fault..."  A lot of the voices are very apologetic and Michael explains at the end, it may be since Armstrong died very quickly.  But shouldn't think he would have anything to be sorry for.

Nick says that it's still going off and a male voice says "trick or treat?"  When Katrina moves the sweets on the bed.  A child's voice sounds like" I want it..."  Which gives credence to reports of a child's spirit on the second floor.
As the house is very active during thunder ad rainstorms, Nick and Katrina get Elizabeth Saint to come in bringing some devices that will generate electricity to charge the house with ions too.  She sets up a Van Den Graff Generator, Jacob's Ladder in the hall, which they have used many times before and an Ion Motor in the living room; which will convert ions to storm beams.   As well as a haze generator and laser beams in the basement.  Where Nick slept and next day found the energy to be much more darker and feeling very different.  Elizabeth notices something dark break the laser beams and move across the wall, which is very visible when you watch the ep.

A funny sound capture that came through was a male voice saying "I believe you not..."  Not sure if that was a response to them or just general response to something or someone else since Nick says they're still investigating here.  Then a scream is heard.

There's also a light anomaly/orb seen when Elizabeth shows them what she saw in the basement and I know Nick doesn't pay much attention to orbs etc, but some of us do.  One reason why he doesn't mention capturing them in the show.  Of course they are interesting to see as they do show a paranormal presence even and especially when nothing else is seen or heard.

Then there's a voice which says, "you did" when they ask if if he's seen in the hallway.
"Did you go in there..."
"You deserve it..."
"I throwed it" when something appears to be thrown at Nick.
I also heard a female voice say" at home..."

Obviously I like the episodes where there's something more than voices captured cos then there's more to write about especially if you have to read it.  But Nick did manage to touch a stick figure that appeared on the 3D mapping and felt being touched by it too.

A man's voice is heard again saying. "I'm sorry."  After asked if something is there?
Nick: "where can we find you?"
They say it said "upstairs" but I heard "there, up there..."
Also I didn't hear Eliza when the name is asked, I hear the male voice say "Eva."

As they go into the long hallway where the figures are seen, a voice comes through saying, "turn back Nick..."  Katrina says that it's warning him not to got there and "I can help him."  I also hear "warning you too, or two?"  This is where Rob does his amazing feat, as always and sees a figure in white peeking from the wall behind Katrina and Nick and then vanishes back into the wall.  Let's just have Rob filming by himself!  ha cos he does manage the best evidence finds as said!

Let's see if the video caught it, apologies if it's not too clear!

As Nick tells Michael at the end, the renovations are good and though his workers may see things, they will probably like what he's doing with the place and there's nothing to be afraid of.
I'd like to have written more interesting stuff but guess gotta go with what they got.  Especially since this was the final episode and one of Katrina's favourite investigation lockdowns thus far.  And airing on Nick's birthday!!

Celebrity Ghost Hunt Fort Horsted

23 March 

@BobbyCNorris This orb/light anomaly came from right of @Rylan continued to enter Bobby where the

red arrow ends on left b4 his reaction to being touched! If it was filmed in night vision would've got better pic & Twitter won't let me upload vid!! #CelebrityGhostHunt #FortHorsted

To save me retyping the tweet above.  Here's the video of the light anomaly/orb:

But as I said before Bobby should become a permanent presenter on any new series of Celebrity Ghost Hunt! 

Once Upon A Time 7.17 "Chosen" Review

                                       
An ep marking Lana Parrilla's directorial debut and she did a great job too.  Hence she was missing for most of the ep but at least she did appear and it was also good she got to direct one which involved Zelena (Rebecca Mader) and her story as well as her farewell.  Though we won't be too disheartened by it since this is the final season after all, which means we'll have to say farewell to everyone at season's end!  This one also gave Lana the chance the direct an ep which involved one of her fave fairytales of  Hansel and Gretel; with a twist as is always the case with this show.

Zelena stumbles across the gingerbread cottage in the woods and finds Hansel (Seth Isaac Johnson) and Gretel caged, fatted calves ready fro slaughter, don't ask why I said that!  But she doesn't rescue them and seems the witch got one over her in terms of using magic.  So Zelena stumbles and loses her necklace too only to be rescued and taken back to Ivo's (Dan Payne) house.  He nurses her back and she finds he's blind thus he can't see her in all her magnificent wicked greenery.  She notices the exquisitely carved chairs and finds that he is Hansel and Gretel's father mentioning how he told Hansel to leave breadcrumbs to find his way back home.  They weren't that young though in this ep that they needed breadcrumbs.  I mean if Hansel can threaten Zelena with the knife then he's old enough to know his way back home.  Zelena finds he doesn't judge her for who she is and as she plans on rescuing them she finds their cages empty and takes the witch's sight to restore it to Ivo.  Obviously he wouldn't want it and they found their way back themselves.  See!  Hansel wants to punish her but she burns his hands adding children shouldn't play with witch's or they'll get burned.  This was her chance at redemption but of course no one wanted to listen to her explanation.  Thus that's why she didn't bother anymore with anyone.

Back in Hyperion Heights Reggie (Lana Parrilla) has found the moss that she needs for Henry's spell and to break the curse but Zelena receives a box of those choccies!  As I said a few eps ago in my review it had to be Hansel and Gretel behind it since they were the ones with the sweet tooth.  Also Gretel was featured in 7.15 with Drizella.  Of course she was double crossed there and so she would've been avenged by Hansel.  Zelena speaks with Rumples (Robert Carlyle) who really doesn't want to help her but reminds her it's good to have a piece of their sorry past to remember how they have changed and come that far. As he gives her back her necklace and also she mentions Belle and if he doesn't help her then it won't get him any nearer to being reunited with her.

As Nick cum Jack cum Hansel has kidnapped Henry (Andrew J West) as he wants him to see that the book Henry wrote is real and he's a part of it, Henry sees his lollipop keychain and realizes he's the killer.  Although he doesn't believe that he is Hansel just that he's probably delusional and a killer.  Hansel (Nathan Parsons) commenting on him being the truest believer but yet doesn't believe.  Margot (Tiera Skovbye) and Zelena have problems too as she can't share anything with Margot right now and she wonders why she came back here.  Hansel also kidnaps Chad (Kip Pardue) as Zelena thinks of him too and how he won't like her and what she's done but Reggie thinks she should have the happiness of Kelly too.  That baseball bat didn't come in handy though.  Jacinda (Dania Ramirez) hasn't herd from Henry who's meant to be in New York and then suddenly gets a text calling her 'J' which only Sabine (Mekia Cox) does.

Henry's car is found and Hook (Colin O'Donoghue) tries to find him.  Noticing the gingerbread making kit in Jacinda's car and how she tells him she was called 'J.'  Hook finds Henry and it's actually Zelena who's left to take care of Hansel as he has Chad tied up.  But she doesn't kill him and knocks him out.  Chad still wants to marry her as he says no matter what she might have been like as Zelena he saw how she could have gotten her revenge on him but she didn't.  She asks Margot to be her bridesmaid and gives Margot the necklace.  Margot wants to stay here since she wants to see how things will work out with Tilly.

Zelena and Reggie bid farewell and she tells Zelena to find her life and be happy since she came when she needed her and now she should leave.   Facilier (Daniel Francis) gets what he wants from Naveen (Jeff Pierre) a Beignet to add the dusting to his voodoo puppet since he takes care of Hansel with it.  He failed in his killing of the witches and now he's a loose end.  Facilier's still after the Dark One's dagger, but has Reggie wrapped around his little finger still.  Henry returns to Jacinda and they almost kiss except Lucy (Alison Fernandez) interrupts them.  Henry realizing this is where he must stay.

Henry being shown the birth certificate doesn't believe he's Lucy's father since Hansel killed the doctor.  And he doesn't want to rewrite any happy ending for Hansel since s Hansel tells him, Henry doesn't believe that bad guys like Hansel are worthy of it.  (See all that stuff we went through with Reggie and wanting her own happy ending when she was the Evil Queen.) As well as not batting an eye when Hansel tells him he's more concerned with Henry's aunt, Kelly, getting whats he deserves for Gretel, and in short, for being a witch.  We await Mother Gothel's fate!