Scandal 2.13 "Nobody Likes Babies" Review

                                                     
Another explosive episode where lives still hang in the balance at least of the major players.  Huck Guillermo Diaz) enters the lift with Charlie (George Newbern) and Hollis (Gregg Henry) and Huck tells Hollis that Charlie is here to kill him unless Huck kills him first.  That is if Hollis accepts David's (Joshua Malina) offer then he will kill him.  Hollis agrees to remains quiet.  Olivia (Kerry Washington) tells Cyrus (Jeff Perry) Hollis didn't shoot Fitz (Tony Goldwyn).  Who is having a photoshoot with his son and Mellie (Bellamy Young) at the Whitehouse.  He tells Mellie he wants a divorce and still wants to visit his son afterwards.  He thinks of calling his son Wallis but she thinks he'll be bullied.  The name has family connections.

Fitz tells Olivia he's getting a divorce and doesn't want her marrying Edison (Norm Lewis). Yes Fitz get things your own way until you change your mind.  Olivia and her gladiators try to work out who really had Fitz shot which leads her to Verna (Debra Mooney).  Well it had to be one of them, obvious suspects aside since only they knew of the vote rigging and well it had to be about clearing house and conscience and who had the most to lose, Verna.  She came across as self righteous as if she would get off easily.  Verna is shown watching Fitz and Olivia kissing and tells Olivia it was for the love of her country and how she wants , well, absolution.  Which she ain't getting!  If it was about country she would come clean and admit her own part in it but she doesn't.  Verna wanted her legacy to live on and that she'd be remembered for what she did.

Olivia refuses to turn her in and confess since it will do more harm than good.  Up until now Fitz was the innocent party in all of this but not anymore showing he's his father's son after all and as I said in one of my previous reviews, here he really shows the apple didn't fall far from the tree.  Verna calls David and Fitz also comes to see her.  As for his timing who called him or did he just happen by in the midst of all this turmoil? David isn't allowed in but sees Fitz there when he comes out wanting help with Verna.

David subpoenas James (Dan Bucatinsky) to appear at the Grand Jury trial for the vote rigging and he needs the memory card for this.  Olivia and her team listen to the tapes they made of Abby (Darby Stanchfield) and David cos Huck was being interrogated and couldn't turn them off but Abby insists they listen to nothing about her.  Abby listens to David telling her he loves her over and over.  Also they find out about the card from Cytron.  Abby agrees she should be the one to steal the card from his apartment.  Then confronts Olivia about getting paid off to tell her David abused her.

James tells Cyrus about the subpoena and Cyrus makes him strip so he realizes he's not wearing a wire, as he does the same.  Cyrus tells him he wanted to run for President but he wasn't tall or pretty enough and so all he ever could be was chief of staff and then retire one day and go teach.  James is more worried about being a father and looking after their daughter.

Then we see how far Cyrus will go to protect his investment as he gets Charlie to kill James.  That's so absurd going on about how he loves him and he's his husband but the next minute he's just treating him like any other liability to save his own neck.  At the last minute he tells Charlie to abort and calls Olivia.  She asks Harrison (Columbus Short) to drink with her at 9am in the morning.  James lies on the stand and tells David he didn't have a card and told him nothing about vote rigging.  Abby arrives with the card as does David who knows she took it but she denies it.  How could you be so stupid considering no one else knows about it. Abby gives them the card when David walks out on her.  Harrison all the time telling her that he did this cos of Olivia and she's helped all of them and they're her gladiators.  Oh stop with the gladiator line, seems he gets that every week!

Olivia refuses Edison and gives him back the engagement ring. She tells him love must be painful and hurt and that's what she wants.  He tells her that's what love isn't.  He must be thinking she's delusional or something cos instead of finding happiness, she wants pain.

At the funeral Olivia tells Fitz she'll wait for him for however long it takes but he tells her he's not divorcing, "it's political suicide" especially since screwing your mistress is one thing, but marrying her is another.  Oh drive the knife in further.  That was a turn up for the books and really no better than what Edison said to her two episodes ago, you know, "whore, criminal, liar, cheat."   Fitz really implied much the same in that Olivia is really nothing and a nobody.  He gives his eulogy on Verna saying everything she wasn't as we see Verna confess to him that she tried to kill him.  He wonders why she didn't just expose him and why kill an innocent woman.  She tells him about the vote rigging which would really have irked his manhood.  I mean that his father was right and he couldn't win this election on merits alone!  So he ensures nothing gets out and his Presidency and in fact his own legacy survives.  He removes her oxygen as she dies.

Ooh Fitz didn't think you had it in you.  SO this reinforcing that Fitz is now like everyone else and has his hands dirty.  For now all he was guilty of was having a mistress but murder to save himself is something completely different, suppose he believes in an eye for an eye and wanted nothing more but to prove them right.  That they drove him to this.  He asks Mellie if he can trust her cos there's no one else and he thought she tried to have him killed.  Which she'd never do.  So they get back together now!  Have to say didn't see that coming: all this talk of killing this ep.  No tot mention Quinn (Katie Loewes) wanting Huck to kill Doyle. He talks her round cos she's better off living as Quinn and putting Lindsay behind her.

Seems like no one is clean in this world of politics and they just seem to be getting deeper and deeper into the mess of their own doing.  Who's to say this vote rigging story won't surface again and true to life we're shown how this administration, and now even Fitz himself is no longer worthy of office.  Or it could be said he's just reinforcing what the others made him out to be by tarnishing his election even before he had won or lost.  Thus effectively making him who he is.  So they have none but themselves to blame.

Strange how Fitz would confide in Mellie though, not about what he did to Verna but wanting her by his side. The lesser of two evils or was he ensuring he can stand up on his own two feet now.  We'll have to wait and see.
Verna: "You are not the President...you're naive, you're pampered, you sail through life clueless as a child. But you are not stupid."  So the penny drops as he finds out he can rely on no one.

Fitz: "You believe that my Presidency is so important than anything else right. You must.  You've worked so hard to get me here."  That's one thing Olivia should have been more aware of.  After all the work they did, the lies they told, how did she think he would or she could just throw it all away for her of all people. Perhaps the title should read, nobody likes a cry baby, ha!   Well that's sort of the implication.

CSI 11.12 "A Kiss Before Frying" Review

                                              
A series of body dumps lead the CSIs to believe they are dealing with a serial killer, which has personal consequences for Greg, when he falls for a woman he believes to be a teacher.

An opening teaser in black and white showing a woman being dragged away.   The CSIs attend a CS where a DB has been dumped in a ditch.   No vehicles around and Greg (Eric Szmanda) asks the officer to tape off the CS.   David, (David Berman) at the prospect of having to go down to examine the DB, asks "Why can't people die closer to the road?"  The DB is still smoking on the wet ground, covered with gravel.   Hey Nick (George Eads) didn't arrive at the CS with Ray (Laurence Fishburne) like he usually does.   The DB is rolled over, revealing his burnt face.   His teeth are clenched and his tongue is burnt and black.   Greg notices the singeing on his collar.   When David attempts to cut the DB to determine TOD, he wakes up.   David: "Call me if his condition worsens" has the last word before the opening credits this episode.

Nick notices 4 wheel tracks on the ground.   Ray accompanies the Vic to hospital and takes photos whilst he's in the ER, along with evidence from the Vic.   He suffered third degree burns, 90% to his head and face - ligature marks at the wrists and ankles.  Nick notices his chest was restrained by straps.   Ray points out the intense, circular burn to his head.   Nick wonders "What turned him into a Roman candle?"  That's not nice to say and referring to him as a SOB too.   Ray theorizes he was executed by electric chair.

Hodges (Wallace Langham) brings a group of people to the Layout Room and tells the visitors the CSIs are cooking up a mystery today.   Nick says that Greg is the lead CSI on the case.   A woman refers to Hodges as Lodges.   Greg can't discuss the case.   Nick and Ray notice Greg's obvious attraction to her.   Her name is Ellen (Dita Von Teese) and she teaches fourth grade science and Greg thinks a toned down tour could be arranged for her pupils.   Ray gives Hodges evidence to run for trace.   Nick encourages Greg to get her number, but Greg is hesitant as "she didn't come here to be hit on."   Yeah she did, accidentally on purpose!  She also gives her number to him as we know she's got ulterior motives for doing so.

Ray attempts to electrocute Jelloman.   Catherine (Marg Helgenberger) asks what Jelloman did to him.   Ray: "Some men were just born to suffer."  If I'm not mistaken, that was a direct reference to Greg in this episode!  Before electrocuting Jelloman Ray determines that electrical current enters through the head, is drawn through the body by a wire, long enough for the heart to arrest.   But he doesn't achieve the results he expected.   His theory is wrong or he missed a variable.   Hodges to the rescue.   The trace he analyzed was a synthetic sponge dipped in saline solution.   This is used to conduct electricity.   The sponge must be natural, or the charge doesn't work.   The synthetic sponge increased resistance and the electricity turned to heat, setting the Vic's head on fire.

Ray tells Catherine it's all about amp-age.   If the current is strong enough then electrocution can take place anywhere, in a house or truck.   The Vic was thrown from the vehicle in this instance.   Greg finds the tyre tracks match to a specific truck and gets a hit on the Vic's ID: Carlton Doreen.   Catherine tells Greg to go home now.   He's "burnt out" and Greg apologizes for the pun.   Nick eggs him on to call Ellen and he meets her for a drink, well several drinks.   She likes to use the bus, just like her pupils.   (A clue for the end.)  Greg would love to give a talk at her school.   She's just flattering him.   Greg watches her through the glass as she stretches, or should I say, strikes a distinct pose!

Greg tells Nick about how amazing and smart she is.   Nick takes the credit for steering him towards her.   She smelt of peaches.  They find more tyre tracks at a similar CS.   Doc Robbins (Robert David Hall) comments on the absence of collateral burns to the head like the first Vic, but has the same wounds and scarring.   Another uncouth comment from Nick, "Looks like somebody else got the chair."  A storage facility nearby may have surveillance cameras.   Nick asks Doc Robbins if he actually wants to cut into him, he may wake up.   But this one is really dead.

Greg and Catherine go over the evidence they have.   Catherine says there are two Vics.   Greg says the first Vic didn't die and identifies the second Vic as Neublume.   There's no apparent connection but roads were named after them, intersecting at Doreen Blvd and Neublume Ave.   Hodges finds some chemicals allowing Catherine to recall the explosion in 1988, where the ground was contaminated.   Archie (Archie Kao) found the truck from the surveillance cameras and it was moving at 2.30am.  Johannes Desmoot (Andrew Howard) is the owner.  Ellen calls Greg but he has to work late.   Providing her with the excuse she needs to turn up at the lab.   Hodges: "Don't let us interrupt your personal life."

Desmoot used to work for the secret police in South Africa.   Wonder how many people actually understood his accent and what he was saying without subtitles (Closed Captions), he was bunging it on rather strongly.   Brass (Paul Guilfoyle) questions why he doesn't recall his handle.   If Desmoot was lying he would have made up a name for Brass.   Who tells him it's not good insulting the man who holds his future in his hands and threatens to return him to South Africa .

Ellen arrives and calls him Lodges again.   So not funny and it wasn't funny the first time either.   Pondering the question of did they spend the night together as she says she didn't want him to think she's the type to fall into bed on the first date and Nick also said he didn't want the intimate details from Greg, which he kept to himself.    She wonders if the killer's been identified yet and that explains her interest in the case.   Which is the only reason she was here and we saw that coming a mile off in the beginning.  Henry (Jon Wellner) found chloroform in both of the Vic's systems and calls her cute.   Why did Greg leaver her alone with the evidence , which she looks at on his desk.   Didn't she just destroy the chain of custody and all that.   She conveniently leaves now as he's got to work.   Greg notices the photo of the truck in the file has been moved.

Greg follows her to a club, and we all noticed the name of 'Rita Von Squeeze'.  How unoriginal!  She's dragged into the club by a man and Greg asks the bartender (Steven Jotiner) who the man is.   After Greg pays him, he replies he doesn't know.   Greg takes his glass for prints.   We were waiting for Greg to actually see her and finally he turns to see her in the cocktail glass.   As I said, just like he was watching her through the glass when they were having drinks earlier on; repeated here again but without clothes.   The prints from the glass match a Roderick Hammerbacher (Jim Pirri).   Greg looks Ellen up on the Net and accesses her profile as a respected member of the community.  Nick tells Greg in no uncertain terms that he's got to leave her, she lied to him.   Well Nick does have the tarnished reputation of spending time with a hooker (no one remembers that anymore) but he warns Greg now probably due to his own past circumstances and experience.

Hammerbacher is Ellen's manager and has a history of psychological incarceration.   Nick notices more tyre tracks and Ray officially determines they have a serial killer on the loose.   Greg calls Ellen at school and leaves his number again, for the purposes of the storyline, so that was convenient.   Ray notices the burn is narrower and the kill was cleaner this time.   Nick says the ligature marks are less distinct and this time conducting gel was also used.   Ray calls him a 'perfectionist' and that the DBs were left out "like little presents."  This rules out Desmoot as a killer since he's still in custody.   Greg receives a call informing him of Doreen's death.   he thought it was Ellen.   Lots of calls for Greg this week.

The prints match to a Hammish Hershkowitz..   Nick to Ray: "So much for your theory about pulling names off a map."  This was actually Catherine's theory as Nick and Ray were both absent when she and Greg were going over the names of the Vics in an earlier scene.

Greg immediately thinks of  "The Rat."  Looking up old clippings etc, Greg tells the story of Herzog Hershkowitz.   Before the end of the Second World War, Bugsy Siegel brought a woman named Agnes to the US.   She lost her true love, Kuchkow, a Russian ballet dancer.   Unknown to her, he survived and they were reunited in 1946 in Vegas.   They had an illegitimate daughter.   Sam Braun told Catherine this story.   They had to hide their love from Bugsy and fled to Santa Fe to escape him.   But he found them and took Agnes away where she was decapitated and posed in a ballet position, implicating Kuchkow in her killing.   Herzog 'The Rat' is the third Vic's grandfather.   The defence attorney, Doreen and prosecutor Neublume, were both loyal to Bugsy and threw the trial.   Kuchkow was innocent but was executed.   Ray believes this to be ironic as the two survivors died because they ran into Bugsy, a psycho Jewish mobster.   Which is also ironic since Ellen has been using Hammerbacher, who is a psycho himself, to avenge the killings for her.   Greg shows them Agnes' photo and she is the splitting image of Ellen, her granddaughter.   Greg is still adamant she couldn't kill anyone.   Oh so naive still Greg.

Ray says Greg is in over his head.   Ellen calls again and asks Greg to meet her at a diner, where he's shot at when he arrives.  Ellen disappears leaving behind a bus time table.   That was her earlier comment of using the bus.   The real Ellen calls Greg and he realizes his Ellen isn't who she claims to be and that the others were right.   Hodges finds traces of magnesium oxide on the third Vic.   Leading to the contaminated site.   Brass and Nick check it out, chancing upon Hammerbacher who electrocutes himself, partly for the love of Ellen, who was also using him and partly cos he's a psycho.

Ellen was meant to be a femme fatale, but a killer and not as good as you'd find in a film noir either!  Greg claims she used him, but she blames Hammerbacher.   They "fell for each other hard..."  A line definitely from an old black and white movie!  Hey the dialogue in this scene turned into an old movie too.   With Greg telling her she played him from the start and his long explanation.  She doesn't know "where the truth ends and your own lies begin...crazy's right."  She set Greg up to die.   They'll find her prints in the truck.   She calls him "Greg baby."  That they can be together, what, like Hammerbacher.   Greg has her arrested.   Loved the way the camera panned into him when she was led away.   Ellen: "For what it's worth, I've loved you since Tuesday."  (Hey we get the show on Tuesday in the UK, the first showing anyway!)

Catherine understands what Greg went through as she's been blinded by lust too and that he should come to her next time to check out anyone he meets, as she's "got an eye for the rotten ones."  To which Greg replies,

"Why do the rotten ones smell so good?"  This ending was like a film noir too where the hero realizes he was used.   Oh man, some classic B movie lines in this.   Started off a routine CSI episode, interjected with some Hitchcock and ended a full-blown, classic film noir.   That was really different.   Nice opening teaser too leaving you wondering how it was connected to the case, but it wasn't that hard to figure out, since Ellen was the one shown (as Agnes).   Yes, it started out in black and white and ended in colour, but with an ending you'll find in a black and white film.

The cocktail glass was nicked from CSI:NY season 4 episode Buzzkill.   This was a gangster episode and had to be associated with Greg and his love of Vegas history.   What happened to the book he was writing when Grissom (William Petersen) was around.   Mentioned in the season 8 episode The Case of the Cross Dressing Carp.   In season 6's Kiss-Kiss Bye-Bye and in Cockroaches, where Greg was researching mob bosses from the Vegas past.   In this episode a garbage truck was used in a mob murder case and here trucks were also used .   With his extensive knowledge of mob history it was no coincidence Greg clicked onto The Rat.   In the episode, For Gedda and For Warrick, Greg has completed his book.   He had interviews with three publishing companies, but due to Warrick's (Gary Dourdan) death, he misses them.  His book was never mentioned again and this would have made for an interesting chapter.

Nick encouraging him to ask her out, cos he'd know all about falling for the wrong type of woman and great to see Catherine on Greg's side even if he went AWOL for a bit.   News about Greg travelled fast.   This storyline about Greg was a long time coming; demonstrating his vulnerability and how their work interferes and crosses over into their personal lives, since the younger CSIs don't really have much of a personal life.   Finding it difficult to meet someone cos as we know the course of true love never runs smoothly and anyone they fall for ends up dead, or the suspect or the killer.

Sara (Jorga Fox) missing two episodes in a row now.   Jim Pirri makes his third appearance, that's one in each CSI show.  Just as Carmine Giovinazzo was the first regular cast member to star in all three shows and Brian Bloom was the first guest star to appear in all three.

Here this show was heavily advertized due to the appearance of Dita Von Teese (no comment) and next week's episode with William Petersen is also being advertized.

CSI:NY 9.10 "The Real McCoy" Review

                                              
Adam (AJ Buckley) sits next to his girlfriend Michelle (Melissa Fumero) and he's going to the hospital.  She thinks he should spend longer in bed.  She thinks he's volunteering there and he doesn't put her right.  Mac (Gary Sinise) sits in the park with Christine (Megan Dodds) and tells her his condition is improving as we've seen thus far as he hasn't had any momentary lapses of memory, as his phone rings.  A woman walks into a Speakeasy bar and later the owner tells the bartender business is great and is later found dead at a Christmas  tree shop.  Flack (Eddie Cahill) says some money is left behind and Jason Black's (Jake Sandvig) credit card and wallet, he appears to have been impaled on the back of a protrusion on a fence.  Mac wonders why kill and leave most of the money behind.
Flack: "If a body falls in a fake forest, does it make a noise?  Apparently not.  Canvass of the area turned up zilch."  Another line from Flack, ha. Recall those canvasses they used to show with him from past seasons, were funny!  But we don't get them anymore.  Also how he'd rather buy a beer than go to a fancy joint!

Mac speaks with Courtney (Christine Lakin) the exotic dancer who was also Jason's girlfriend who tells him there was nothing wrong. Eli (TJ Linnard) part owner, tells Flack they were good friends and decided to open up the place after Jason's grandfather told them stories about the old speakeasy bars.  They like the nostalgia.  Sid (Robert Joy) tells Jo (Sela Ward) that COD is exsanguination and he was hit by a gun.  Jo notices a mark on his neck which Sid doesn't know the cause of.

Adam visits his father Charlie (James Handy) and he wonders why his son never comes to see him.  We can see he has Alzheimer's and Adam is frustrated by him not being able to be recognized.  He accuses a woman of stealing his money and Michelle shows up with coffee for him.  She wanted to see where he works and help out.  Just then Charlie vanishes.

Hawkes (Hill Harper) found blood on Jason's watch but his gloves and coat were covering his watch.  A test reveals it belongs to Nathan Brody (Mac Brandt) who had a record for theft.  Flack and Danny (Carmine Giovinazzo) go to arrest him and we didn't get much of a chase this time! Darn, seeing as the show is almost over for us.  As Danny just manages to knock him down, "catch of the day."  He was just released from prison but was looking for a drink but he wouldn't be served by Jason.  Flack wonders if that was all, and why out of "all the watering holes in New York, he walked into this one."  Way to go Flack, paraphrasing Casablanca!

Adam arrives at the station to find his father there who is agitated and Adam tries to talk to him.  Mac notices Adam going into the room with a drink as he talks with Flack.  Mac tells him about the formic acid in Jason's stomach.  Methanol converts into formaldehyde, which gets converted formic acid.  Funny Mac giving Flack a science lesson, ha! Of course Mac would see Adam.  Hawkes tells Jo the mark on Jason's face was an insignia for a ballistics company who manufacture starting pistols which only fires blanks. Maybe the suspect was only trying to scare Jason.  Whereas Jo wonders what indigo, denim and boric acid all have in common.  Jo throws the rag at the computer screen, "I was expecting more from you."
Danny: ""I love it when you talk science-y to me, baby."  Something which Mac just did to Flack.  Would've been funny if Flack had said this to Danny! ha.

Adam tells his father this is his son Adam when he gives him a chocolate milkshake, his favourite.  Lindsay (Anna Belknap) tests the bottles at the bar and finds the vodka contains methanol.  Oh not you again Lindsay, may as well finish the entire ep on her!  Danny was  a loose end again in this episode!  As Lindsay accompanies Flack to the vodka supplier who tells them that's what they bought from him, cheap, fake vodka.  But Jason wouldn't accept it anymore but it was the manager who ordered it.  Courtney tells Mac and Lindsay (agh) Jason wasn't good at money and Eli told her they needed a way to save.  Jason was just for the rewards.

Charlie tells Adam how their father had broken his arm when he was fifteen after they stole some beers o impress some girls, but Adam tells him that was him, his son, not his brother Brian.  He recalled how his father would hit him and put him down.  Hawkes tells Jo the trace is all found in denim insulation.  So he narrowed down all the workers and associates leaving Brody with a connection.  He admits he confronted Jason after he found the money hidden in his grandmother's house had been stolen.  Jason fought him back and he was pushed against the fence.  He wanted to start over for his son.  Which doesn't impress Flack as to how he wanted to start over with stolen money, quoting, "the sins of the father are the shackles worn by their children."  Ooh Flack!   Mac hopes his son can break free of the shackles.  What this episode was about really, Brody wanted a good start for his son whereas Adam tries to come to terns with his father and the sort of bully that he was.  He wore his father's shackles cos Charles's own father used to beat him too and he just continued this shameful behaviour with Adam.

Mac waits for Adam outside his house and they have a talk. Mac tell him he should forgive so he can move on.  Adam tells him he stood up to his father once when he pushed his mother against the wall.  He picked up a piece of glass and threatened to kill him if he didn't stop.  Flack returns Jason's hat to the bar and mentions the $10.000, just then Courtney tells Eli he lied about where he got the start-up money.  Eli stole it from the roof job, so Courtney blames him for Jason being dead.  So you can get away with stealing and keeping stolen money.  Guess the statute of limitations had passed.

Adam tells Michelle she can leave him if she doesn't want the baggage but she's in for the long term.  He plays her some music which his father used to play, the 1966 The Troggs, With a Girl Like You  and they dance.  A great Adam episode and he really hasn't had nay of those in  along time.  A follow up to Some Buried Bones where he talked of his father being a bully.  The emotional tugging was apparent as he changes from one minute to the next when all Adam wants is some acknowledgement that he's his son and to call him by name.  Even when he's the sorry excuse for a man in front of him, Adam still can't forget that he's his son but it all gets too much for him.  Nice to see Mac actually being there for Adam for once with some words of wisdom showing he does mean something to him after all, more than just a nerdy, talkative lab tech!

CSI 11.11 "Man Up" Review

                                              
The CSIs look at a photo online of a girl whom Greg believes is dead. Nick disagrees and they bet on who is right. The girl later does turn out to have been killed after all.

Greg (Eric Szmanda) along with Hodges (Wallace Langham) and Mandy (Sheeri Rappaport) look at a photo of a girl on the web whom Greg states is a DB.   saying: "She is not merely dead, she is most sincerely dead."  (from The Wizard of Oz.)  Nick (George Eads) asks if they're having a slow night and disagrees with Greg telling him everything on the website isn't real.   Hodges explains he was trying to tell the others that.   Nick proceeds to examine the photo and remarks on her blood vessels in her arm being distended meaning she has high blood pressure.   Greg thinks the blood pooled in dexterity and lividity, i.e that she's dead.   Hodges comments it's hard to tell without a body.   Nick believes it's a waste of time and so he and Greg bet each other $100 on whether she's alive or not; which Nick doesn't even think Greg has.

At the potential CS, crowds have gathered and snap photos of the girl.   Nick comments, "She is most sincerely dead."  No one called 911 so Nick calls in the 419 himself.   They're all suspects and one tries to make a break for it, but not very far.   Well that was a short chase!  Nick: "Where you going Bud, the show's just getting started." Perhaps any CSI shows most cheesiest line in terms of groan factor!  Brass (Paul Guilfoyle) asks if they had to call in their own 419 in the same way as firemen start their own fires and whether they're in need of money.   Well Greg would be with his ID being stolen and his credit card being used.   That was a reference from Nick earlier on about Greg probably not having a $100.

David (David Berman) puts the TOD between 4-6 hours ago and finds signs of peticule hemorrhaging.   Greg notices the lanyard.   The Vic is identified as Amber Roe (Lili Mirojnick) a hooker.   Doc Robbins (Robert David Hall) finds evidence of sexual intercourse.   Nick borrows his laptop to pull up the photo and notices the position of the lanyard around her neck is different.   The ligature mark is higher and at an angle.   Catherine (Marg Helgenberger) points out her dress is different too.   the one in the photo had sequins along the neckline.   Catherine always stuck in the morgue with Doc lately and she didn't even get a scene with Vartann (Alex Carter) this episode.  Archie (Archie Kao) got some data from the web hosts.   The photo was taken two nights ago.   Nick asks him to zoom onto the hubcap in the photo where fireworks over the Tangier's are clearly visible in the reflection.   Meaning she was alive two nights ago.   Nick tells Greg that betting against him is "really insane."

Hodges has bought a dud motorbike and Ray (Laurence Fishburne) tells him the parts aren't all original.   Hodges got suckered.  The bike's a 'Frankenstein monster'.   Ray: "Yes Igor."  Ray spots blood on the air filter and finds some tissue.   It's the tip of a thumb.   Hodges bought himself a CS.   Also he was "bethumbed."

Nick says a friend of his in vice told him Amber cleaned up her act and he and Greg check out her apartment; to be greeted by her boyfriend, Craig (Kevin Weisman).   Amber told him she wasn't going to hook anymore and was modelling.   Saying his girlfriend doesn't support him, but he was quick to take her money at the end.   Processing the apartment, Greg collects animal hairs from the dress and analyzes it to be zebra hair.   This was on the bottom of her dress so she was seating on zebra seats.   A friend of Greg's (plenty of friends being mentioned this episode, that's handy) sent him a photo of Carot Top.   He was kidnapped and he's wearing an orange lanyard on his wrist.   Catherine: "Carot Top, a dead hooker, why am I not laughing."  Oh dear a joke.   Carot Top explains to Nick and Brass that he's usually a target.    When he saw Amber she was alive.   He took her from the strip club in his limo.   There were two men in the car taking photos.   They asked him for passes and tied him.   He asks if he gets a phonecall, but Brass replies he doesn't need a lawyer.   Carot Top: "I need my publicist."

Nick and Greg process the limo to reveal costume jewellery inside.   Greg should have been more familiar with costume jewellery as he processed a dancer's headdress in the season 1 episode Table Stakes and so could have made the connection that the costume jewellery in this case may also have been from a costume (no pun.)

Hodges wants to be field-orientated, like Wendy (Liz Vassey.)  He found the DNA and the blood on the thumb belonged to two different people.   The blood was from an unidentified Vic in a bus accident; believed to be a passenger.   Hodges thinks his body was vapourized.   As in the story about the family who were crushed in a VW Beetle by two semis and the car was found with the family inside.   Ray says he should check out the Mars brothers.   They cleared the wreckage.

Catherine identifies the jewellery from the Mediterranean, and asks Greg to find the photos from the casino.   She helped Sam (Scott Wilson) pick out the costumes, one was a Spartan.   She loved Kirk Douglas in Spartacus (1960).   So the Spartan (Trevor Donovan) had to be in the limo.   However, he tells Greg he had his sword stolen when he was in the toilet.

Hodges and Vartann visit the salvage yard, where Doyle (Blake Gibbons) says that his brother Denny (Scott Anthony Lee) keeps the records as he has a "photogenic memory." To which Hodges replies, "I too am blessed with a photogenic memory."  He photographs the bus wreckage; recovering part of the bike from the bus and traces its serial number to a Peter Farmer.   His girlfriend, Sandy (Amy Acker) in her only scene of the show.   She was wasted in here, really sometimes they give people you don't want to see such long parts, whereas those you do want to see end up with cameos, barely.   She broke up with him and made him lunch the last time she saw him.   Egg salad sandwiches.   That's all anyone eats in this show.   Egg salad in last week's episode too and Hodges was involved.  But he only said he likes that in this episode.   Also the fact Peter lived with his mother, as does Hodges.   He bought the bike after they parted and he was lost.   Peter reminded her of Marlon Brando in The Wild One (1953).   Hodges can relate to all this since that's him she could be describing.   She has another boyfriend now, but Hodges reminds Sandy of Peter.

Archie traced the photo of Amber to a social network site, posted the night before Amber was killed.   One of the posts said, '4.  Kill a hooker'.   Nick: "Let's hope the list ends here."  Archie got the numbers of the prepaid phones sharing the photos.   All the numbers are in Chicago.   Mandy traces the prints from the toilet door to a Scott Horan (Rick Summer) who has a record for racing a chariot down the Strip ten years ago.   Brass checks the credit card receipts showing he bought three tickets to Vegas.   Hunter (James Snyder) denies doing anything.   They were only playing a game.   Brass: "golf is a game." Nick asks if killing a hooker is how they celebrate and it's not  a joke.   Amber's "as dead as it gets."  They claimed to have a dare list from last time and Hunter added what to do to the list this time round.   They both wanted a free weekend in Vegas.   Describing Scott as a loser.   There was an argument over the rules and Amber told Scott his friends had won.   They only made her look dead and Hunter emailed the photo to Craig.   Craig was only with Amber for the money.   Just like Hunter and Jeff.   Nick gives the other players Craig's chips.

Hodges brings the bike back to the yard for a refund.   Doyle sold the parts and knew the biker was dead, but no one else knew of Peter's death and he offers Hodges a bribe.   Vartann arrests them for obstruction of justice and Hodges says he followed the evidence, just like Ray told him to do in the beginning.  Denny gave him the "tip" (of his thumb).   Hodges doesn't want to ride anymore and the bike is evidence.

Craig explains rather coldly Amber wanted to hook to help him out, saying, "Once a whore, always a whore."  She put money into their account and called to tell him.   ATMs scan cash.   The last cash deposit was for $1,200.   Adding all the deposits up, they total $5,000.   Mandy processes the money, revealing Scott's prints.   His friends treated him like a loser and he wanted to get them back.   He was an accessory to her murder and thought about calling the police and then as luck would have it, but not lucky for her, he saw her in the bar.   She laughed at him and his stupidity and he couldn't stand a whore laughing at him.   He killed her.   Scott: "I was the man." Nick asks him what that's like?  Brass informs Scott his friends are going to jail for a misdemeanour and he's going down for murder 1.   Brass: "I guess that's a win!"

Nick returns Greg his money as "nobody wins here." Showing Nick's the one who cares about the Vics and he's the gentlemen here, irrespective of who or what the Vic's past was or their occupation etc, you have to always remain objective.   After all, it's not in him to profit at the expense of others and definitely not over a murder.   Also Nick would know all about hookers, as you will recall Kristy Hopkins (Krista Allen) from season 1 Pilot and treating her as a gentlemen would.   When he helped her out against the security guard who spat on her in Fahrenheit 932 and subsequently slept with her in Boom.  She ended up murdered too.

Also Hodges thinking about the Vic here, "I saw a man who needed to be spoken for."  Which is what they do, give the Vics a voice and justice, but particularly good coming from him as he's more a lab tech than a field guy or a CSI.

This episode seemed more like one for CSI:Miami; as people leave home, come there to party, vacation etc, which is the case with Vegas too, just to commit crimes, which they wouldn't ordinarily do back home.

Sara (Jorga Fox) was absent this episode, this is becoming routine now this season and I don't like when they do that with the cast.

CSI:NY 9.9 "Blood Out" Review

The episode open with Lovato (Natalie Martinez) on a bus where two men make trouble and one pulls out a knife.  A woman watches her on the bus and she must ID herself as NYPD.  The woman leaves and the man is stabbed.  What were the odds of Lovato getting the bus and meeting the woman, Carmen (Sy Franco) whom she knows from being undercover! Must live in some crappy neighbourhood! ha

Flack (Eddie Cahill) calls in Mac (Gary Sinise) and Jo (Sela Ward) to a warehouse where the torso of a man is found cut into half, with plenty of blood spatter about.  Jo IDs gang markings after Flack finds his tattoo, from a Dominican street gang, the Trinitarios, DPL.  His phone rings and Flack gets it from the DB's pocket, he answers and it's Lovato on the other end who just hangs up.  Oh man, didn't she think he would know the number.  More fool her for using the same number too!  He later confronts her cos he knows it's her number and how irritating was she.  Scratch that not a question.  She tells him the story of being undercover and how fast was she relaying that, to get it all out in one go, not to mention her irritating voice too!  Time was when you'd get an actor who could actually speak their lines coherently!  His name was Benny (David Fumero) and she knew him from a drug case she was working undercover.  Her cover was blown so she had to leave and ended up here.  Worst luck for us!
Anyway why give such exposure to an ancillary character, a guest star and a boring one at that too.  Yes I keep repeating myself but it's true.  Whilst the regulars get precious little screen time, especially Danny (Carmine Giovinazzo)  thought he wasn't going to turn up this ep!

Anyhoo, she tells Flack she told her supervisor, Robert Hicks (Bill Smitrovich) about Benny and that Flack shouldn't jump to conclusions about her actions.  Boring! When the woman saw her on the bus and she was a cop, she had to warn Benny his life was in danger.  Well she was slow off the mark, not like she didn't have her phone with her on the bus.  She worked undercover for 17 months and Benny took her under his wings when she impressed him at a game of pool where she again beat up on the hustler!  So what's new?  She blames herself for Benny being killed since he was in league with an undercover narcotics cop.

Lindsay (Anna Belknap) walks in with her usual interruptions and tells them the bus was impounded cos of the knife attack and Adam (AJ Buckley) processes the bus where he finds the Carman's disgarded drink cup and lipstick on it so he can get DNA from it.   Hawkes (Hill Harper) and Lindsay processed the CS as Sid (Robert Joy) and Hawkes now work the DB.  Sid IDs marks from a saw narrowing it down to a chainsaw.   He was in a kneeling position as he was tortured several times.   Hawkes finds flecks of trace inside Benny's wound where he was tortured. So he was still alive when he was sawn in half.  Adam calls Jo on the video monitor and sees the half torso on the table.  He exclaims she could have warned him of the slasher flick.  He matched the DNA to a Carmen.

As Flack and Mac approach to arrest her, she climbs to the roof and thinks she can scale the roof to the next building.  Of course she slides off it.  Jo and Mac meet with Hicks who tells them she probably killed herself cos she was involved in Benny's murder, or even killed him.  He's been working this case and arrests are almost imminent when they go in front of the Grand Jury.  Hicks has a CI, Raymond (Juan Gabriel Pareja) who meets with Mac and tells him he heard Hector 'Toasty' (Jorge-Luis Pallo) was responsible for Benny's murder.  Hawkes finds the flecks of green belong to a car and Mac asks if Toasty owns a green car. Raymond tells him he has a '72 Buick. So helpful so obviously he knows more than he's letting on and is probably a suspect.

Flack and Lovato stake out a bar in wait for Toasty and she talks of how she could have ended up on the other side of the law.  That the children are recruited as young as 9 to find meaning and somewhere to belong.  Flack saying they do wrong and so have to be punished.  Lovato taking a long look at him.  Oh give it up woman, you can't have him!!  Toasty shows up and he arrives ditching the drugs as he runs.  Flack arrests him and he tells Mac he didn't kill Benny.  Carmen borrowed the car.  Mac tells him the car was found but cos it's not all made of plastic then the fire was put out before all the evidence was burned.  Lovato walks out and Flack thinks it's cos she had feelings for Benny and wasn't professional.  She replies he saved her life and told her to leave when he found out she was a cop.  Umm, how was that saving her life, when she could have just walked out of there anyway.

Adam finds a print on the door of the car and Danny finds the chainsaw handles were plastic so there's no prints.  He also finds jump cables with blood which were used to torture Benny.  He finds a wad of melted looking plastic and analyzes it and find a glove inside, as well as a rag and on the rag he finds an eyelash.  This matched to Raymond!  Obviously.  Lindsay also found whoever used the saw was left handed and used it straight in front of him so would have to be of a specific height. Raymond  tells Jo Benny betrayed him and he had to become an informant but Jo tells him he was the only one who betrayed the gang, not Benny. Hicks doesn't want Mac to arrest Raymond as he's the star witness but Mac tells him he must do the right thing.  Especially since Hicks knew about Raymond and killing Benny since that night, when Raymond was driving the green car which Hicks got into.  Hicks's print was found by Adam.

Flack buys Chinese for Lovato and waits outside her apartment (how romantic, not for her though!)  She tells him he really wants to know if she slept with Benny and she replies no and tries to get really close to him!  He leaves, good, cos we don't want them down that road.  Flack can do so much better!! So they tried to make Lovato different from Angell in that Angell hailed from a cop background, as did Flack, which made them really understand each other and gel, whereas Lovato has a more hard done by story, doesn't make her any the more interesting.
Lovato: "I think you're jealous."
Flack: "I think you're delusional."  Yes isn't she, ha!

I like how Flack's character has really changed and evolved especially since he thinks everyone should be punished if they do wrong and he's changed quite a bit since 3.8 Consequences, where he thought Truby should be given a 'pass' of some sort for wrongdoing (though he was a cop) since his convictions would be called to question.  But Mac wasn't taking any prisoners then and he isn't now either, when he tells Hicks Raymond is a cold blooded killer and will be punished to the fullest extent of the law.   No passes for him even if he is a witness, or would have been.  Shows how much Mac is and always will be a stickler for the law and doing the right thing.  It's his job and he doesn't forget that or draw the line anywhere other than doing right and getting justice for Vics irrespective if they're good guys or bad.

As for Lindsay did we need another Montana reminder since she was there last ep, when she tells Mac she could have been a lumberjack, we wish!  Funny Mac always manages a smile for her or her comments, whereas someone like Adam is treated like a nobody!  Hate that!

CSI 11.10 "418-427" Review

                                       
A double homicide outside a grocery store leads to the kidnapping of a 3 year old girl. Plenty of suspects in this episode, but alas the main guilty parties are too obvious.

A woman attempts to pay at the check out in the grocery store, hounded by a complaining customer behind her and very nervous when she looks at a gang outside in the car.   Lots of potential suspects in the opening as to why she was so anxious.   Shots are heard and the trolley cart boy and the same woman are shot and killed.   Nick's (George Eads) first comment at the CS is that he wanted to go grocery shopping too.   Very out of character and irrelevant that two DBs could lead him to think of shopping.   Sara (Jorga Fox) replies someone had the same idea.   The DB boy, Hector has prison tattoos so could have been the intended target.   Brass (Paul Guilfoyle) comments on the woman being an unlucky customer, meaning her shooting could have been accidental.   However Nick comments on the GS (Gun shot) wounds and one in her left eye.   Sara thinks she was the primary target.

Greg (Eric Szmanda) tells them she had a little girl with her, so she had a car and two bags of groceries also.   Brass puts out a 418/427; Amber alert, thus the title.   Nick questions the shop assistant, (Carlson Young) who noticed she was upset and wasn't a regular.   She paid by cheque, that was hugely helpful!  Archie (Archie Kao) checks her ID and hits on Christine Moore (Nicole Cannon).   Her husband, Daniel Moore (Jason Butler Harner) has restricted access to his details.

David (David Berman) comments Hector was shot by a .22, which Doc Robbins (Robert David Hall) says was the calibre preferred by gangsters.   Leading to David 'bustin' a rhyme'.   Doc Robbins: "Thanks Fifty Cents."  Moore bursts into autopsy demanding to see his wife and Doc Robbins tells him that "no one should ever see their loved one like this."  Something similar said by Flack (Eddie Cahill) in the episode Do Not Pass Go, of CSI:NY.  Moore puts his fist through the glass and hurts his hand.   Brass asks him where he was, as is routine in spouse killings.   Moore accuses Ryland Gauss (Bodhi Elfman).   There was a message left on Christine's voicemail five minutes before she was killed from Trent Moore (Patrick Stafford) his son from his first marriage.   Gauss is a serial paedophile who shot one of his Vic's mothers through the left eye.   None of the girls were ever found and his conviction was overturned on a technicality, ain't it always.

Sara, Brass and Moore enter Trent's apartment when he can't be reached and Moore proceeds to contaminate the CS.  Wondering if at that point if he suspected Trent of any involvement or was he really not thinking that far ahead; since someone trying to cover would contaminate the CS, or potential CS.   Catherine (Marg Helgenberger) and Nick (since there was no Laurence Fishburne for him to be teamed with as usual this episode!) enter Gauss's apartment .

Sara thinks Gauss obtained entry through the open window and Moore tells her the residue on the sill is corn starch from Gauss's cheap latex gloves.   Sara tells him to let her do her job.   Brass calls her a professional and that she's working as fast as she can.   In the bathroom she finds an empty pill bottle for anti-depressants belonging to Trent.   Greg describes Moore as a top paedophile hunter for the FBI, which Hodges (Wallace Langham) calls "ironic" as his own daughter, Holly, (Leela Newton)  is kidnapped now.   Greg hates it when the families of paedophiles protect them.

Catherine finds a shaped coat hanger that Nick figures out from the scratch marks on the wall, that it was used to open something.   A secret panel in the wall where he discovers children's reading books.   Greg comments, at the same time, that there was no evidence linking Gauss with the children but he took his Vics from the local park.   Catherine tells him there is a local park nearby.   Hodges says Gauss took their books.   Nick and Catherine find Moore about to shoot Gauss at the park.   Brass plays Trent's voice message to Gauss who claims to have an alibi for last night at a bar.

Office Mitchell (Larry Mitchell) tells Sara the Amber alert led to the mini-van being found, abandoned as it ran out of gas.   There's leftover food and a sandwich wrapper with a half eaten sandwich inside.   Hodges comments he doesn't know any 3 year olds but that none would like egg salad sandwiches.   He superglues the wrapping to reveal prints, but there's no match to Gauss.   Sara believes whoever ate the sandwich took Holly and she was right, obviously.

Nick doesn't find any evidence of Gauss in the books.   Brass tells Moore when he puts Gauss away he'll stay there.   Nick notices Moore wasn't upset about his wife being killed and was more concerned with catching Gauss.   That was an apparent observation too, but on the other hand it could be said he was worried for his daughter.   Then again if he was a suspect and I use 'if' loosely, then why would he choose to shoot Christine where and when he did, when she was with Holly.   Also if he was trying to frame Gauss for the murder, then why not find a time when he knows Gauss wouldn't have an alibi.   For an FBI boffin, he really wasn't that clever!  Brass tells Nick that from his experience when things go bad, then the bad guy who got away is always blamed.   Nick notices Moore was going after Gauss even when there was no evidence linking him to anything.

Doc Robbins spoke to Christine's sister and he says, "I gave her my best Quincy" to find the Moore's were divorcing and she was applying for sole custody of Holly and guardianship for Trent.   Doc referring himself to Quincy here, cos it could be said, as I did before, that Quincy could be regarded as the forerunner to CSI, decades earlier.   Catherine comments that if Moore wasn't an FBI agent then they would suspect him for Christine's murder.   That's what Nick meant when he said he wasn't angry at her killing.   Then why the show of rage in Autopsy, was this anger directed at losing Holly.

Brass is called to Gauss's apartment to find Moore standing over his DB with gun in hand.   He denies shooting him, thus leaving only one more suspect.   I could've come up with an unintentional pun here by spelling more with two 'O's.   Henry (Jon Wellner) finds the pills were to treat schizophrenia; causing delusions and paranoia.  The prints on the sandwich wrapping match Trent's.  Then Greg comments that if Moore shot Gauss, then did he also shoot his wife.   Oh they were so right in this episode, that it didn't seem much forensic work was needed, when they had their hunches to go on.   But of course that wouldn't stand up in court.   Greg finds a cap on the floor of Guass's apartment which belongs to Trent.  Nick knows it wasn't here before.

Brass discusses Trent with Moore and comments that mental illness runs in the family.   Wouldn't say Moore was mentally ill but he was obsessed with Gauss and probably other paedophiles too.   A case of his work negatively impacting on his family life.   All of them were killed with a .22.   Trent was with Christine in the mini-van, so why didn't Moore see him and again he knew Holly was in the van too.   They believe Trent killed Gauss and Christine and took Holly, but Moore insists he wouldn't hurt his sister.

Sara and Officer Mitchell check out Moore's old house but it's no longer standing.  Only a shed remains where they find Trent, alone and armed.   Sara attempts to comfort him and can relate to him in that she's understanding in that way.   He tells her Gauss killed Christine and then refers to himself as Gauss.   Hodges finds bed bugs in his cap and hands them to Nick to check out, sitting in Grissom's (William Petersen) old office, and he asks if they could have come from Hodges since he's scratching himself.   Very funny Nick.   Sara didn't find any bugs at Trent's place but did see bites on him.   Yuk!

Catherine test the .22 gun.   Brass tells Moore that his obsession became his son's delusion and he should tell him the truth and "shock him into reality." Trent says he's Gauss, that he killed them all.   Moore didn't want Christine to take his children from him, so he had to have known Holly was there.   Also if he was going to kill her to keep his children, it was futile since he hasn't got either of them now and how fair was that on them, taking their mother like that.

Archie found the mini- van on the traffic cam and looks for motels with health violations in the area.   Nick and Brass check out a motel to find Holly in one of the rooms.   Sara tells Trent about Holly and Brass gives Moore her cuddly toy, cos that's all he's going to see of her.

They've got huge bed bugs in the US, they're not meant to be visible to the naked eye, but only under a microscope, at least the variety found in the UK.

CSI:NY covered schizophrenia in its first season episode, Three Generations are Enough.

CSI 11.9 "Wild Life" Review

                                              
Half the team investigates the apparent suicide of a man from a balcony and the others look into the bizarre killings of a couple, did they kill each other or was there foul play?

Some women on a night out in pursuit of a men come across a DB.   Ray (Laurence Fishburne) smells alcohol, thinking he could have fallen off the balcony.   David (David Berman) notices the back of his skull has been obliterated.   Ray surmises his injuries could have occurred by falling from any floor.   Nick (George Eads) questions the two women witnesses and one thinks he's staring at her cleavage.   Our Nicky, no way!  In actual fact he spots some brain matter in her cleavage.  "...little piece of brain."  Any old excuse.  Ha.  The other one can't help flirting with him, she does that when she's nervous and also comments she was looking for a nice man with a badge.   Which Nick takes all in his stride.  Catherine (Marg Helgenberger) identifies the Vic as Brad Malone (Brian D Johnson).   Det Vartann (Alex Carter) notices her hugging the man.   "You got all that for a hug."  Catherine tells him her father left her part of The Eclipse, which is news to him.   She didn't want everyone to know and he's "everyone." As he puts it.   Catherine putting her foot in it with her choice of words.

Catherine, Nick and Ray, respectively say, "Come to gamble; see a show; kiss your life goodbye."  Nick and Ray check out Brad's hotel room.   His clothes are neatly laid out and no note is found.   Nick comments, "There's no signs of sexual activity."  That's an understatement.   Ray notices prints on the balcony door.

In the second story, Greg (Eric Szmanda) and Sara (Jorga Fox) investigate the double homicide of a couple.   Brass (Paul Guilfoyle) says the wife called the police.   Sara doesn't find any blood on the phone but there is cast off.   Greg asks the parrot what happened, but "he's not talking."  Sara thinks she was killed less than an hour ago and the husband is in the bath.   Sara comments on the family photo.  Greg remarks, "there's something very wrong with that."  The cat isn't around.   They theorize/speculate what could have happened.   David arrives late to check the DBs and asks "What is the deal with glass tables today?"

The print on the balcony door in the hotel room belongs to Brad.  Nick goes onto the balcony and finds fhat he was pushed from elsewhere.   Would've thought someone would have gone out onto the balcony before then as the body is under the next balcony.   Ray, Nick and Vartann enter the room next door and assume the two women are DBs.   Ray finds the blood that they're covered in doesn't belong to them and they don't recognize Brad's photo.   Dana (Leisha Hailey) can't recall anything, they had too much to drink.

Doc Robbins (Robert David Hall) conducts the autopsy on the DB husband in Sara's case,and says he drowned.   You can drown in so little water.   Don't know why Sara was so shocked at this.   How many years has she been a CSI.   He had scars on his upper body.   Brass questions their neighbour Dwayne (Damon Harriman) who threatened the parrot.   His alibi, he was having phone sex.   Which is exactly what  this episode is about, not phone sex but sex.   at least the first story is.   All the prints in their home belong to them and the window has been broken for weeks.   There was no intruder and Sara thinks the couple killed each other.

Catherine processes the two women and Ray and Nick check their rooms.   Nick finds blood on the pants and there's blood on the balcony  Nick also finds a feather.   Catherine questions Stacey (Jennifer Aspen) and comments she too was "married to one of those."  I.e a cheating husband.   Stacey wanted to have fun, she doesn't remember if their drinks were out of their sight at any time, well they wouldn't be if they were so busy drinking, at least Stacey was.   Dana denies knowing Brad and yet she naively doesn't realize how much forensics will reveal.   There are signs of sexual activity on her.   Catherine will help them figure this out.  
Dana claims to only have ever been with her husband.   Ray comments on alcohol affecting judgement and how you'd do things you wouldn't normally do.   Prompting Nick to recall when he got drunk once and ended up with a box of corn flakes attached to his head.   Ray: "Why am I not surprised."  Work that comment out for yourselves.   Ray finds an iron under the bed, testing positive for blood.   Nick thinks it's "probably a manage a trois - someone always gets left out."  Nick and his threesome comments, there's another funny one to come later.   They think Stacey killed Brad and Dana helped with the DB.

Doc Robbins finds non-linear clotting, blood was still flowing when he fell.   He has paint chips on him from the railing and had sex beforehand.   Also present are nailmarks on his body.   Nick and Catherine examine the bedsheet, all the blood is from an unknown male.   Nick comments the "3-way was a 4-way."  Catherine tells Vartann they found a condom with an unknown male donor and he thinks they're just making it up, that they can't remember.   Catherine is defensive as she found herself in a similar situation once.   Someone roofied her drink but she was lucky she wasn't raped.   That's another thing she never told Vartann.   She doesn't like to talk about it and he's getting used to that now.   Nick interrupts them with his findings of GHB in their system, but Dana wasn't drunk as her blood/alcohol level was too low.  

They met Kyle (Leonard Roberts) at a bar and Stacey invited him back to their room.   Dana accuses Brad of raping her, but she didn't push him.   Well that's one thing she told the truth about.   But lied about Kyle pushing him off the balcony.   Again there's one word for that Dana, forensics!  Hodges (Wallace Langham) finds the feather was synthetic and he knows it was from the bar, Pillow Club, from personal experience.   To which Ray said nothing.   As for the bar, it was more like a CSI:NY fad.   One where Stella (Melina Kanakaredes) would take Flack (Eddie Cahill) with her and she'd know all the lowdown on it too!    Nick calls it an 'adult slumber party'.   Kyle is the bartender and has a wound on his head.   Stacey asked for the GHB.   Brad came out to help Dana and she hit Kyle with an iron.

The parrot is still in the house and Greg takes him back to the lab.   Sara thinks the parrot is traumatized, which is what I said right about the same time!  Greg finds hairs and feathers in the bath trap.   There's blood on the feathers and Sara notices their CS has been contaminated by the cat, which is evidence now.   Doc Robbins concludes that the husband didn't kill his wife.  She has lacerations on her scalp, with talon marks.   Parrots are smart.   Hodges is afraid of birds after being attacked by Canadian geese, he thought they'd be friendly!    They need to process both and Hodges opts for the cat.     There's blood under the parrot's wings which explains the cast off she found.   He attacked the wife and she fell on the table, stabbing herself with the knife.   The cat was responsible for killing the husband as it saw the chance to go for the parrot in the bath.   It was a 'Psycho (as in the movie) shower cat,' in my words!  But who called 911?  Brass says "Sylvester and Tweety attacked their owners."

Greg cuts his finger with the knife and the parrot upon seeing the blood, picks up the phone and dials 911, saying, "help me, help me."

Nick says Dana lied about Kyle, he was in the ER.   They wonder how she could have pushed Brad off the balcony and engage in a '3-way' reconstruction (ha.)  Ray falls off the railing and asks them to "check out his ass."  Which Catherine calls a "work of art."  Ray explains Brad was sitting on the railing, due to the presence of lots of partials and toe prints.   Nick says Dana was sitting in his lap, which Catherine has to do since Nick won't!  Ray comments on the Karma Sutra position, as he's a doctor.   Nick: "This is my first 3-way - I'm very excited."  The blood pattern matches Brad's injuries.   It was an accident.   Dana tried to save him that's why there were scratches on him.

Dana comments on the "incredible mind-blowing sex" she had with him and Catherine suggests she leave this out when telling her husband.   Catherine confronts Vartann by telling him couples don't tell each other everything and she won't change him if he doesn't try to change her.   He can take it or leave it.   That was a bit abrupt coming from her, leaving it all on his shoulders.   What happened to compromise or does she expect him to do everything she wants.   She got her own way about not moving in together too.

An episode about relationships.   Most everyone knows about Catherine and her father by now, so why doesn't Vartann.   Trouble in paradise there.   The episodes where Catherine woke to find herself naked in a motel room, were season 7's Built to Kill Parts 1 and 2.   When she and Nick attended a John Mayer concert, Catherine was slipped a roofie in her drink.   Nick felt guilty at this happening to her as they were out together at the concert.   She also didn't want to tell anyone what happened but told Sara and then eventually everyone else found out.

Also first episode this season which had two separate stories.